Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. Just trying to make people smile with my ramblings. Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬 York, UK www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Actual conversation in our house this morning: Simon: "Are these pants to go in the wash?" Cris: "They've not been worn properly, but they have been in my mouth" 🙂
Realigning my chakras in the nook, after all that celestial activity last night 🌘🌌
This morning I was swimming naked in the Mediterranean sea, watching the sun rise. This afternoon im eating an egg and cress sandwich in an M&S carpark in Leeds 😭
Last night in Crete. A wonderful time has been had by all (Apart from the people of Crete)
Today's holiday spam, sorrynotsorry Spinalonga - the last leper colony in Europe (no longer operational) And it was bloody warm
Flirted with a very handsome barman, who definitely was interested...😏 Anyway...I asked him for local places to visit and he just gave me a list of 3 girls I used to go to school with
if you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
the morally corrupt benrs.uk@benrs.uk · 2w agoif you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
Everything here is too nice and im having too much of a good time and want to cry (hes had wine)
Went on a bit of walk round Agios Nikolaos today and its a charming little place Will be going back again on Saturday night when its not so bastard hot
Some very simple, but very cool artwork in this hotel. Just rolls of coloured cellophane crossing over each other Quite like it
Happy Yorkshire Day! Ill wait on the step for my bouquets of white roses. You lot better be doing something Yorkshire related today, else ill be round wi my whippet.
Morning. First day of annual leave and im being dragged into town to buy another 17 pairs of flip flops and 4 more travel adapters that we definitely already have
Thanks so much everyone. Proof that lovely people are still around and thriving Nanight x
Cris@ristophe.bsky.social · 3w agoSad times. After 17 years, our family dog Jacob has died. Parents sobbing down the phone has floored me. He had the best side-eye game of any dog, or person I know, but happy till the very end. What a good boy. Cheers to Jacob! 🍻
Sad times. After 17 years, our family dog Jacob has died. Parents sobbing down the phone has floored me. He had the best side-eye game of any dog, or person I know, but happy till the very end. What a good boy. Cheers to Jacob! 🍻
Had the gym and spa all to myself again this morning At one point, I just stood in the middle of the pool and pretended the whole hotel was my house
For tea, I will be upgrading a classic prawn cocktail into a more robust main meal Basically, serving it on a plate with chips
