Another day in utter hell

Yes. Yes. Yes

Well this is just Crete...

Im all packed for a week in Crete Tell me what ive forgotten...

Happy Yorkshire Day! Ill wait on the step for my bouquets of white roses. You lot better be doing something Yorkshire related today, else ill be round wi my whippet.

Morning. First day of annual leave and im being dragged into town to buy another 17 pairs of flip flops and 4 more travel adapters that we definitely already have

Thanks so much everyone. Proof that lovely people are still around and thriving Nanight x

Cris@ristophe.bsky.social · 6d ago

Sad times. After 17 years, our family dog Jacob has died. Parents sobbing down the phone has floored me. He had the best side-eye game of any dog, or person I know, but happy till the very end. What a good boy. Cheers to Jacob! 🍻

Sad times. After 17 years, our family dog Jacob has died. Parents sobbing down the phone has floored me. He had the best side-eye game of any dog, or person I know, but happy till the very end. What a good boy. Cheers to Jacob! 🍻

Had the gym and spa all to myself again this morning At one point, I just stood in the middle of the pool and pretended the whole hotel was my house

For tea, I will be upgrading a classic prawn cocktail into a more robust main meal Basically, serving it on a plate with chips

Morning. The heat is coming back...

Boy did good

Cris@ristophe.bsky.social · last wk.

Simon's getting ideas above his station and now, apparently, is gonna cook tea when we're back from the gym...😳

Simon's getting ideas above his station and now, apparently, is gonna cook tea when we're back from the gym...😳

1 week till Crete! This will be the slowest week of my life, guaranteed

I wont be getting dressed today Inform the staff

Woke up without a hangover

I have so many pants

Bit corny, I know

Good luck to all on this wacky Wednesday

Stayed outside and watered the garden in peace. Only just come in So nice 🧘‍♂️

Morning. Everybody get up (and dance)

Nextdoor have got the grandkids round and are currently inflating a bouncy castle...

Sorry to everyone i told to shut up last night Me and past Cris have had words...

I have had a lot of wine so shut up

Happy Friday, and its not horribly warm!!! Might wear a cardy to celebrate

Morning. Is it still coming home?

Well this is a bit Blair Witch-ey innit?

If the Evri woman (Chaka Khan) starts with her normal bullshit today, then ill be smiting her on my doorstep

Well they know me by name at the swanky spa gym now Shame its "Griff"...

Guess the ice lolly flavour Wrong answers only