Senile Donald Trump goes off the rails about meat and lettuce, announces "they only covered the ass part"

Yesterday I pointed out how big of a flashing red light it was that Donald Trump’s babysitters sent him to campaign in the supposedly safe red state of Mississippi over the weekend. Was this because the Mississippi Senate race truly is somehow in play, despite all the experts still saying otherwise? Was it because the…

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Here comes the Trump surrender...

With just one week to go, no one can sit here and confidently predict exactly what the 2026 midterm results will end up being. All we know is that there is a range of realistic results, and they will almost certainly fall somewhere within that range. That range spans anywhere from pretty good for the…

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The worm has turned

Parrots are such charming birds. They are awash in so many dazzling, vibrant colors; it’s like they were dipped in rainbows. I do adore parrots. With the exception of the GOP, I’ve never come across a parrot I didn’t love. The Republican Party are Trump’s own personal parrots, without the colors, of course. He winds…

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"People are suffering... I don't give a damn."

Welcome to the final full week before the 2026 midterm elections. Over here at Palmer Report we’re doing everything we can to get the word out and get the vote out, and I know that many of you reading this are working hard doing the same. Then there’s Donald Trump, who is also doing his…

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Here's how we finish off Trump, right here right now...

Support Palmer Report’s efforts to win the 2026 midterms, donate here now. Each election cycle there are 435 House races in total. But only about fifty of them end up being competitive at all, and only half of those end up being highly competitive. It’s not just because of things like gerrymandering. Think about it:…

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Trump to America: 'Drop dead'

Those who follow my work know I’m an avid reader, and likely know that Edgar Allen Poe has been, and is, one of my favorite authors. In fact, I used to have a bit of a crush on the tortured author. THAT passed, but my admiration for his works is still as strong as ever.…

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Senile Trump succumbs to full blown hallucinatory behavior

This week, and in fact the last few weeks, have been all about the midterms. At least they’ve been all about the midterms for US. For Donald Trump it’s been about senility. And this Monday, Donald sen...

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REPUBLICANS FLEW WAAAY too close to the sun:

Now they’re on track to lose the Midterms:

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Senile Trump succumbs to full blown hallucinatory behavior

This week, and in fact the last few weeks, have been all about the midterms. At least they’ve been all about the midterms for US. For Donald Trump it’s been about senility. And this Monday, Donald sent tongues wagging with his latest mishap, which was, even for him, bizarre at best and creepy at worst.…

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Trump just surrendered

Yesterday morning I wrote that it would be interesting to see whether Donald Trump decided to keep instantly disgraced new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia or fire her just five days into the job. In any sane circumstances, firing would be a no brainer. She’s reportedly been publicly masquerading as an attorney for some…

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Donald Trump's new press secretary is crashing and burning already

Before we get to today’s fun crash and burn story, I want to point out two serious things. First, Donald Trump’s SAVE Act never did pass the Republican Senate – a remarkable new level of failure for a Republican President. Second, Trump’s last ditch midterm legal action this week against the state of California, doesn’t…

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Here comes the October surprise

It is the month of October. This particular month holds special significance for us political animals. October is the month of surprises, a month when strange and mystical things often sprout up, unannounced and unanticipated. These October surprises often have the power to wreck a campaign, or CAMPAIGNS. Now, of course, many have been pondering…

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Donald Trump just stepped in it

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"I can say the stupidest things..."

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Donald Trump has completely berserk rubber room meltdown

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Even for Donald Trump this is completely senile

With all of Donald Trump’s embarrassing and disastrous scandals and failures, it can be easy to overlook the fact that he’s suffering from advanced end stage dementia. Actually, it’s not easy to overl...

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Did the GOP just wave the white flag?

Leaving? I heard a rumor. This rumor, which is being reported both on television and in articles, says that nervous Republicans are whispering about — leaving? “Senate Republicans weigh whether to kee...

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Even for Donald Trump this is completely senile

With all of Donald Trump’s embarrassing and disastrous scandals and failures, it can be easy to overlook the fact that he’s suffering from advanced end stage dementia. Actually, it’s not easy to overl...

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The news just keeps getting better for the Democrats (and worse for Donald Trump)

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