Empty Heaven
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SWEAR is out NOW on vinyl and streaming courtesy of Stormchasers LTD. Listen/grab a record HERE: https://linktr.ee/Empty_Heaven
When u get chinned at the pub by some bloke… …and a right fit bird saw
If he gets out he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
I feel like a private equity company would stomp me to death if they deemed it helpful for their bottom line
Buzz Lightyear has always been a major loser to me. Huge source of rage too. I do not like his attitude and ideas
Everything I’ve learned about Mr. Beast has been against my will, kicking and screaming. But he’s there. Peering from the darkness
“Yeah baby!” - Justin Powers See Empty Heaven in its full-band form this Spring…starting TOMORROW in Kalamazoo, MI.
I’m happy about the French Canadian polka dot band. They made a Primus you can play for your wife
Just found out bbl is NOT short for Bible. The HARD way
Do you think the word “McMindful” has ever been uttered in the McDonalds boardroom
I need Stars Wars help. Yoda’s species. Do they ALL talk in his silly fashion? Is it cultural? Or is it entirely idiosyncratic to his goofy ass
You BETTER believe, if you’re singing quietly and then stop because you’re feelin timid, MY ass is 100% gonna go “…that was really good, keep going!!”
I have two white dogs that shed, and unrelatedly, I wear black all the time. I do this to Amuse God
Nowadays in this generation these days……”Piano Man” would go “Bing us a song you’re the piano man”!!!
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine. No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment. Impeach. Convict. Remove.
Jazz pianist Thelonious Monk performs "Don't Blame Me" live in Denmark in 1966. From the 1963 album Criss-Cross. #Jazz #JazzMusic m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kshr...
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Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits, who has somehow been 76 years old since 1993.
I love this album and it also ruined my life
Released 7 Dec 1973, the album Tales from Topographic Oceans by Yes. The band decided to produce a double album containing four side-long tracks, based on the 4 bodies of Hindu shastras text, ranging between 18 and 21 minutes. It made No.1 in the UK and No.6 in the US & was certified gold. #Yes
EMPTY HEAVEN WINTER TOUR SOLO: 1/11 Chicago @ Empty Bliss 1/17 San Antonio @ Starlighter 1/18 Austin @ Hole in the Wall 1/20 Memphis @ Havenhaus 1/21 Nashville @ Two Boots BAND: 1/22 Rockford, IL @ Revival House 1/23 Milwaukee @ X-Ray Arcade 1/24 Grand Rapids @ Mulligans 1/25 Cleveland @ Birdhouse
My first Empty Heaven PIANO show in Chicago. Also, my first show of 2026. A year of shows, I’m telling you now. 1/11/26 at Empty Bliss, Chicago’s best DIY spot. Playing with legends. Taking any requests. Mark your calendars.
Rhetoric is our human curse. It’s insane. We’ve been given the power of persuasion and influence, and a convincing argument can be made for just about anything. The Truth, indelible and everlasting, just looks at us while we dance around it forever. The Truth is embarrassed.