Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Snake Sword Pin. I wish I could wrap this cobra around Excalibur. I think whoever rules over Camelot should not only be able to pull a sword from a stone but should also not be afraid of snakes. collabs.shop/4feqdd

She's been hiding in plain sight this whole time.

Only seven?

Obviously, any other way would be utterly barbaric.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Grumpy Chubby Dragon Stuffed Animal. See, this is exactly why I'd never let someone create a stuffed animal of me. I fear they'd name it something like Lazy Not That Funny Low Quality Facts Guy. collabs.shop/i0bwnu

The studio should have let the man cook.

I believe her.

They have to get it right eventually.

That blows my mind.

This may be the best ad copy I've ever seen.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Yee Haw Pin. No one respects the law less than waterfowl. Go ahead and try to tell that duck it is trespassing, officer. The flock will torch your patrol car in a matter of seconds. collabs.shop/qcndmv

We made a comic about aliens.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lighthouse Fire Pin. The lighthouse keeper was so focused on looking out to sea that he didn't notice his own home had caught on fire. There's a metaphor in there somewhere, but the lighthouse keeper is too busy screaming in agony to care. collabs.shop/uxlkdo

Nature is crazy.

Perfection.

Please promise me you will never pet a pomeranian.

A true visionary.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Carnivorous Plants Blanket. Like if you've ever seen a carnivorous plant. Repost if you've ever been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Comment if you're currently being eaten by a carnivorous plant and need someone to rescue you. collabs.shop/ymgwwt

It's important work.

Hmm.

I love Pedro Pascal.

That is so fascinating.

I know it's not the most likable thing when famous influencers such as myself brag about all their success, but I am wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Frog Wizard Pin. collabs.shop/1wewwp

Those were the good ol' days.

I love otters.

That blows my mind.

It's about time science does something useful.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Canvas Display Keychain. Are you one of my many followers who have told me "I love the pins you advertise but I don't know where to put them so I pin them to my cheek and it hurts so much"? Stop doing that. Pin them onto this keychain instead. collabs.shop/wu93sw

I could never live there.