Tonight we’re cancelling all of our trains out of respect for ginger people. must be tough
East Midlands Railway (EMR)
@eastmidrailway.bsky.social
Welcome to EMR. We run intercity trains between London and South Yorkshire via the East Midlands, and regional services throughout the East Midlands. (Parody)
Next time you disembark make sure to thank our highly skilled crew for getting you to your destination safely.
Join us at #York to Meet the Team and have a rail-themed orgy! Our partners from @northernassist.bsky.social and @eastmidrailway.bsky.social have partnered up to give you the most pleasurable experience! whether you’re a Sub, Dom or a Switch, everyone is welcome! Come on down!
Due to all of our train crew being magically transformed into garden gnomes, trains will be cancelled/delayed for the foreseeable future while we contact harry potter.