Ok Victoria, Vancouver, Seattle, & Portland babes, who's doing a CRJ Vancouver/Portland double-feature with me?

Good Morning my lovely Trash & Treasures 😘

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I swear I took more than just thirst traps on this trip, I'll post the scenic stuff when I get home and get a chance to look through all of them. But in the meantime...

At ease in Cádiz.

A sand piper, a pigeon, and a gull walk into a bar...

Sometimes when the streets get too crowded and overwhelming, you gotta find a quiet plaza and have a beer by yourself 🙂‍↕️ 🍺

There was a religious procession going through the streets for 5 hours tonight... so to avoid the chaos, I got my dick sucked on an old fortress wall. Then on my walk to the hotel, the garbage truck cleaning up after the procession was blasting Kylie Minogue. The vibes tonight were immaculate. 😙🤌🏼

Just walked past what looked like an octogenarian couple who stopped to pick out some lube at a vending machine on the street. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Hotel says "if it's yellow, let it mellow"

Spent all of #FCF walking around Ronda and now I can think of a few things that could use a good rub.

An unexpected highlight of this trip is the easy-listening LaCroix-pop cover songs at various restaurants. We heard a lo-fi version of Sonique's Feel so Good, dreamy version of Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles, and a bossa nova version of The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army. And they still slap.

Hace calor.

I'm convinced that when old (cishet) men run out of things to say they just start spewing facts that nobody asked for.

Spanish balcony #2 Bienvenidos a Sevilla

Habits of Creatures is such a vibe. I love it so much.

Habits of Creatures

YouTube video by Carly Rae Jepsen - Topic

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Ok keycard, don't mind if I do.

There's something special about sucking a Dutch guy's dick at a bar in Madrid on a Sunday afternoon while Chappel Roan is playing over the sound system 🙂‍↕️

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Saludos desde Madrid. 👋🏼

brb, got some mustache wax and entering Villain-Mode.

Someone on the bus just walked up to the driver and asked him if he could drive a little faster because he has to be somewhere at 2. 😅

$8 for an 8oz coffee drink is highway robbery.

Quite possibly my favorite sound effect from this game.

I feel like this is the right thing to do before November rolls around.

❌ - good arts 👍🏼🎨 ✅ - goo darts 😩💦🎯

Forgive me Dad, for I have sinned. It has been 2 months since my last #FCF

And a cheeky build-week photo.

"Kaleidoscope" was the beautiful piece I had the privilege of helping with at Burning Man. 500 glass butterflies, hand painted by family, friends, and strangers across Canada, US, and Mexico. Representing both the migratory pattern of the monarch and the strength and resilience of community.

Basking in the bittersweetness. After nearly two weeks disconnecting from the world and making and admiring art in the desert, I finally get to wake up dust-free in my own bed 🥰 How's everyone been?