Used the leftover cheeses and meats from a charcuterie board to make pizza bagels 🫦
'stache 'n sniff
@fixit.bsky.social
Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕 ⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️ Just a easygoing fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist. Come for the nudes, stay for the dad jokes. Let's play with our Master Swords? ⚧️ He/Any
Just discovered this Kylie song via someone's mash-up and I'm 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. I've been listening to it and walking along the waterfront like I'm in a Haim music video.
The One
YouTube video by Kylie Minogue - Topic
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Happy National Underwear day from my home gym - basically the only time I wear underwear. 🏋🏼♂️ And for those keeping track at home, these are essentially the only ones I've been wearing during my working outs recently and today was no exception 🙂↕️
@carbonotter.bsky.social is replaying Final Fantasy XIII and every time Fang does a battle taunt it sounds like she's saying "I'm gonna squirt!" 😅
These have really caught my attention in the last few months because I've been wanting a truck but something much smaller than what's out there currently. This is checking all the boxes and plus you can make it super cute. So I bit the bullet and reserved a spot. Now we wait. *beep* *beep*
Rewatched "The Faculty" recently. And while it's not a very good movie, it will always hold a spot in my heart. And honestly the cast feels pretty stacked - Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Salma Hayak, Famke Janssen, Jon Stewart, Robert Patrick, just to name a few.
Was doing some chores and got distracted this afternoon. Sorry not sorry for the horny posting.
It's that time again. 💉 Stay informed. 📋 Know before you blow. 😩💦
If you went out into nature and didn't get naked, did you even go?
I love being queer because you and your friend can go to breakfast and, in the same conversation, talk about business endeavors and also about the previous night's sex parties you each attended. (and hey, sometimes they're one and the same) (1/3)
Went out on a whim and ended up putting a load into a friend at the bar, so a successful night, methinks.
My favorite part of summer walks though the neighborhood
I turned 4️⃣0️⃣ last week. Last year was particularly difficult mentally and emotionally, so I got these knuckle tats as a reminder to stay true to my nature. That softness is a gift and not a flaw. To keep learning and growing from the things life throws at me without becoming jaded. stay soft, babes
*scours the house in search of the keys to the vehicle I haven't driven in almost a week.* *gives up, grabs spare key and walks by utility closet on the way to the vehicle*
People who use the overhand/fist grip with a spoon are sowing the seeds of chaos.
Glad to see this Krispy Kreme is welcoming of both the baseball and kink communities.
Hello from me and this cute orca shirt that I definitely do not need but am definitely going to get.
