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Shane Luis

@rerez.net

Created Rerez. YouTuber. My Mom says I talk about video games too much. Places to find me: https://linktr.ee/rereztv

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Shane Luis@rerez.net · 2w ago

The most exciting thing I ever did in High School was install Half-Life on our school’s library computer system without permission. Rebel without a cause right here.

Shane Luis@rerez.net · 2w ago

You can never trust a video game reviewer who does this. If they sell a product that was sent in they’re profiting. It’s in their best interest to continue to say nice things for fear of the free stuff being cut off.

Jesse Gomez@itsjessegomez.bsky.social · 2w ago

Only 100 functioning Silent Hill: Townfall CRTVs were made, sent out to different influencers before the games release, and someone's already selling theirs for over $300 😬 It's a cute toy, but savage to be like "I do not need it".

Shane Luis@rerez.net · last mo.

No, I don't really like the Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake visuals. It's a good thing though that I don't play video games for how they look. 🤓

Shane Luis@rerez.net · last mo.

Nintendo: "At the Zelda Museum we've created a new Zelda experience. We lock your ass in a cave and give you a flash light shaped like a triangle and plastic sword. We dress up a feral hog like Ganon and let it loose inside the cave with you. Battle to the death. It's hungry and scared. So are you."

The Provincial Times@provincialtimesca.bsky.social · last mo.

A growing number of low-quality, misleading, and stolen titles are cluttering the Nintendo Switch eShop, turning what was once a relatively curated digital storefront into a minefield for buyers, according to a detailed investigation published earlier this year. 🔽

A Provincial Times graphic featuring Shane Luis of Rerez at a microphone, set above a white headline that reads: "Nintendo eShop flooded with low-quality 'eSlop,' critic says after spending hundreds on junk games."
Shane Luis@rerez.net · 2mo ago

At Dick's Sporting Goods. Guy in front of me bought a mesh soccer ball bag. Speaking on his phone he says "I'm in line. Nope. I only ever buy my ball bags at Dick's." 10 year old behind us starts laughing so hard he craps himself.

Shane Luis@rerez.net · 2mo ago

Sat down with my Grandfather again and tried to explain the naming scheme for Xbox consoles. By the time I patiently described the difference between Xbox One X and Xbox Series X he threw his shoe at my head.