Dodofan 🦤
@dodofan.bsky.social
23 years old (he/him) banner by: @puffilee.com Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/dodofan
They can pry my 40,000 bottles of eye drops out of my cold dead hands
A collector of Good Smile Company’s Nendoroid lineup of figurines was remarking on the quality of Funko Pops while enjoying a glass of imported wine. paletteswap.site/dif...
Best sentence Ive heard all day was from an old woman who came into work today. "Im VERY partial to Sauerkraut" She said
the c3po test is quite simple: can a robot with no understanding of sexual desire still be gay?
Well, there is A. Mann here. Do we got “A. Mann” here? Has anyone seen “A. Mann?”
Day fourteen! The nicobar pigeon, closest living relative to the dodo. #birdart #bioart #avianaugust
As a 23 year old it is my job to pick up whatever my older oomfs drop so that they dont hurt themselves trying to do it
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets https://theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-idea-how-much-worse-it-gets/
are school buses in the cars universe considered BBWs? #D23
Aw yeah! My bestest friend Grok GPT generated me some sweet shoulder pads that painfully reconfigure my skeleton to be the same proportions as an average adult male! It hurts so fucking bad! My bones feel like they're gonna burst out of my body every time I move! Let's do it to it! Fuck!