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the sex tattoo technology is tracking dopamine so it is clearly gender agnostic but if gay sex is legal that means it’s an intentional choice to turn off the tracking for same sex tattoos. so is changing your tattoo’s gender marker a part of legal transition. can you do it at the dmv

gf: hey how as work me: Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

shared jerk off sessions with your unmarried straight partner probably go insane in the one night only universe

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

when i’m in charge i’m gonna ban, permanently, screencapping a single loaded out of context claim from a much larger political article and then getting everyone to do a full day of discourse over it

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rod liddle tributes are taking this to unprecedented heights

its never going to rain again. which is a problem

maybe this is just me being poisoned by doing bits, genuine possibility, but i feel like it’s been at least 6 months since calling things friendslop etc became mostly ironic and you can usually tell from context when someone means it earnestly because they are just seethingthly mad

i love when i get an annoyed comment on an old letterboxd review from 2012 or 2014 which happens very occasionally. you are mad at a ghost. that person does not exist

the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.

it's the summer of campaignslop

halo. it’s finished

the EA deal is very bad for many many obvious reasons but lets not forget one very funny upside: you know infantino feels so fucking stupid right now

mass effect 2 loyalty missions be like. fuuuuuuck my dad or kid suuuuucks

discord rules if you want a communication app that "kind of works" "some of the time"

ok i've now watched todays direct and i got to the bit where they were like five years later: the demon king reigns and theres a zombie army and i cheered

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 2mo ago

love to participate in purely ceremonial games to compete with other nations in times of peace. let’s hope no one summons the problem dragon while we’re all here

we need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. this gay gungan may be of help

i saw a really funny video that was doing the classic clip of don draper with a "how to manage your employees like an alpha" type title but it was for columbo and i have to say: do not act like columbo. it works because he is a fake guy and they wrote him to win. you will not catch the murderer

man.

nintendo wants to make (very young) kids video content, but they also have incredibly strict brand guidelines, so you get gems like this

every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]

finished mr mercedes. weird book. it had some fun setup and worked as a decent page turner but i ultimately found it pretty empty and misogynistic. steve even hits the ‘and then bill hodges lost all that weight and holly got way hotter’ in the final chapter because he cannot help himself

in the final quarter of mr mercedes and steve is making some very strange moral moves. as is his wont

that one fall out boy song that sounds like sims music

the two betrayals double bridge with the banshees and the rocket flood

look at her. she's a baby. she loves me more than any LLM could because she can feel love.

i dont wanna hear about liberal bubbles unless i'm eating an aero this tweet fucking SUCKS