DYRG the GOBLIN

@dyrg.bsky.social

Old School Florida Footporn Death Metal | Highly NSFW 🔞| mid 30s | pansexual/gay | Manlet

Its funny how whenever a prezzo's approval rating drops they mention "gas prices and the economy". Well when you keep us all reliant on cars and high interest loans what the fuck do you think unites us?

“See, wasn’t so hard to do, was it?” You hear, pulling back and opening your eyes again. Strings of saliva connecting your mouth to my foot lifted above you. “Better get back to it though. Maybe you’ll learn to enjoy it too!” AMAZING teasing piece from @0xk1ru.bsky.social (Dirt alt. Below)

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Gladiator 2 was dogshit. This was a movie that really insulted my intelligence and tested my patience with just how predictable and unsatisfying EVERYTHING ended up being. Denzel was really fun tho.

"Oh uh yes yes, holy water, very bad. Hurts so much. Best repellent yes. Continue to use it. You will TOTALLY win against a demon. Just be confident, use a spritz, you'll be victorious by the end. You have my word" They're lucky that taking a dip is all he's doing~ He can do worse, much worse~ 😈