The Curiosity Shop
@thecuriosityshop.bsky.social
A piece of the divine in your hot little hands
fuck you @yoshideadlock.bsky.social for not letting me sell soul rebirth in new york. this is literally 1984.
Ethereal shift on discount! use code "volvoplsdeletewraithultfromthegame" to get a 10% off on ethereal shift!
@titanicmagazine.bsky.social on discount! use code "idontlikethediscountletmejustpaythefullprice" to get a whopping 90% off on titanic magazine!!
use code "IHATEHAZE" at @thecuriosityshop.bsky.social to get a 10% discount for MS&RF (Metal Skin and Return Fire) combo
do not fall for this patron's silver tongue. they are not handing out boons with kindness in their heart, but rather, they offered them as a bribe to whoever silences me when i spoke out about their absurd policies vote smart people.
@coolerviscous.bsky.social you are my favourite customer (more than @infernusdeadlock.bsky.social) Shop @thecuriosityshop.bsky.social for a free backshot booster if your name starts with V*
I keep my shop open while a otherworldly wannabe chthulu anime voice ahh entity summoning ritual to help the people of cursed apple and this is what I get smh yall have zero gratitude
@thecuriosityshop.bsky.social actual profiteer man fucked up how you do us like that
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@wardendeadlock.bsky.social 50% off on hair wigs and extensions at The Curiosity Store use the code #BLUEHAT100
@coolerviscous.bsky.social you are my favourite customer Shop @thecuriosityshop.bsky.social for 10% discount on all enduring spirit items*
@abramsdeadlock.bsky.social abram is that you in sonic inflation film