consider:

I can’t be the only one who remembers this fuck ass movie, right? It pops unbidden into my head on occasion, and it’s also why I always unintentionally call the one Zelda game “Phantom Tollbooth” instead of “Phantom Hourglass”.

If the algorithm brings your gym pic across my timeline, I’m probably gonna like it. If you’re a newbie or in your first few years, I’m definitely gonna like it. I know it feels weird to start sharing them, cause it feels weird to start taking pride in your body, so I’m gonna like them.

This is for people I don’t have a pre-existing relationship with: If we haven’t talked previously and we haven’t talked about objectification, don’t message me fixated on my physical appearance as a first conversation. Especially not about what you want me to do to you with my size and strength.

Who is the scariest character in Star Wars and why is it Eedy Karn?

Hello. If Full House were set today, Danny Tanner would have been born in 1995, Joey in 1998, and Uncle Jesse in 2002.

They’re mining past IP to make wretched franchise slop but they can’t figure out what to do with The Muppets? Variety show maybe? Like, it’s already proven and we *will* watch it. Show the puppets being funny. Let some famous people show up. Wrap it in a frame like 30 Rock if you have to? Jesus.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3d ago

There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)

Tits: out. Mug: beat. Ponytails: tight. The Ocarina of Time remake did my girl right.

Too true.

I was watching the Zelda direct and they showed an older game in the franchise, and my internal voice said, “oh yeah, Ganondorf used to be that hot pig sometimes.” “Hot pig”? The internet has rotted my brain and turned me furry-adjacent.

Cool, cool. Is AutoCorrect and Siri speech to text fixed yet? Or does it still drop or double random words? Does it still pull names from Contacts instead of the intended words when they happen to sound the same?

The number of drivers who don’t seem to understand or even acknowledge the Pauli Exclusion Principle is truly concerning.

Relatable.

Teddy Swolesevelt@himbiologist.bsky.social · 4d ago

Yeah I’m built different. Like. Incorrectly I think.

🎶ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana water🎶

I am tired of benching so little and I’m tired of feeling damn near embarrassed about it. I’m two years after a shoulder injury, and I should be at least where I was.  And no, I’m not gonna say the number. Because then people who bench less might think I’m judging them.

It’s Biceptember. Drop a bicep photo.

Bulldozer 🍉@rustyjuggs.bsky.social · last wk.

Can I tell you how much work it’s been to get definition in an arm that big with that much leftover chub from when I was fatter? But there we go: deltoids, bicep, tricep with dimple at the bottom. Chest is looking full too.

But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.

It’s Biceptember. Drop a bicep photo.

Bulldozer 🍉@rustyjuggs.bsky.social · last wk.

Can I tell you how much work it’s been to get definition in an arm that big with that much leftover chub from when I was fatter? But there we go: deltoids, bicep, tricep with dimple at the bottom. Chest is looking full too.

“J.K. Rowling is using her wealth attained from the Harry Potter series to create an organization dedicated to removing transgender people's rights ‘in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces.’”

That arm looked like this when the tattoo went on. The difference is insane.

Bulldozer 🍉@rustyjuggs.bsky.social · last wk.

Can I tell you how much work it’s been to get definition in an arm that big with that much leftover chub from when I was fatter? But there we go: deltoids, bicep, tricep with dimple at the bottom. Chest is looking full too.

It’s truly astonishing that these are all the same actress cause they are all nothing alike. Rebecca Ferguson has the range. (The Greatest Showman, Dune, Silo)

Can I tell you how much work it’s been to get definition in an arm that big with that much leftover chub from when I was fatter? But there we go: deltoids, bicep, tricep with dimple at the bottom. Chest is looking full too.

If I see you doing this, don’t get mad that I ask if I can give you some advice. You’re in your 20s now but your back has to last you a lot longer.

“I asked ChatGPT and it said…” Well I asked the psychic chicken and they told me you’re wrong.

Can I tell you how much work it’s been to get definition in an arm that big with that much leftover chub from when I was fatter? But there we go: deltoids, bicep, tricep with dimple at the bottom. Chest is looking full too.

I’m gonna hand you one of these steely bois and have you drag the edge firmly over my back until I tell you to stop.

While we’re talking about music oddities: The mic stand in Dancing On My Own doesn’t have a mic in it. I’m sure that’s some sort of symbolism about how she feels unheard in the song but it also annoys me. (1/2)

Not to be a crotchety old man, but my elementary and middle school years I walked to a bus stop or the school. We’re talking 1/2 to 2 miles, on my own. And the 80s and 90s had higher rates of violent crime and child abduction. We’ve lost our societal minds and we’re raising nonfunctional kids.

Reason Magazine@reason.com · 2w ago

A mom of five was convicted last week of delinquency of a minor. Her offense: allowing her 5-year-old son to walk about a half-mile by himself in their gated community. The government also placed Karyann Parkinson on its child abuse and neglect registry, where she will remain for seven years.

It has bothered me regularly since 2006 that they misspell tasty in Fergalicious.