can someone explain to me the... geometrical logistics of boofing

accidentally asked an Asian American "where are you from" in polite conversation

Aunt May Spiderman

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hotel loyalty programs are like congratulations on making Super Diamond Elite status, here's a fart in a box

i hate how in zombie movies nobody knows what a zombie is

ADHD activity of having to move the vitamins and skincare station because they have become invisible to me

the fact you can gave a google login and an email login with the same Gmail address to the same website but they're two different accounts is a user experience hell

and we back to Hong Kong... showering in the lounge so i can go straight out clubbing when i land in Bangkok? that's called adult planning

i don't need a fitness band with a subscription to tell me i slept poorly, i was there babe i know

Star Alliance Gold status renewed until 2029

Wendy Williams Dancing

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read a post that was like "you can just decide not to be stressed out by everything" and i hate to say it but they're were right

hotels really did their big one with mobile room key

skincare brands are like "what if you looked really wet"

Pasadena Turner enjoying the LA weather instead of the Bangkok flooding

took a sleeping pill and slept for 11 hours only to wake up with my boner tangled in my seatbelt 3 times

omg #whitepeopletaconight at the Cathay lounge 🤩🌮

how the guy at the post office looks at you when you want to post something

forgot to pack my ritalin

Krispy Kreme Lady's Funny 'Right Right' Moment

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rewatching the original stargate movie and jesus christ kurt russel is one ugly motherfucker

to this day i still don't understand how a hotel charges my credit card i just swipe and hope for the best

currently watching the lady opposite me on my flight to Hong Kong try and stack 3 seperate loose grocery bags of mango sticky rice in to the overhead..

✦ taikora@taikora.com · 2w ago

one completely sexist observation ive made travel as much as i do is that women love to show up to the airport with loose items just open shopping bags, loose clothing items, overflowing totes... general miscellaneous stuff not in a bag men just keep bolting more zip bags on to whatever backpack

really annoying that i want to be mysterious and nonchalant when i am in fact pretty straightforward and extremely chalant

studio porn really has some of the worst dick sucking you've ever seen like girl get in there what are we doing

airlines and hotel websites love to say "hello stephen, do you want to log in?" BITCH WHAT

in Japan it is considered rude or a faux-pas to open mouth cough in someone's face while you tweak their nipples

just had all of my condo air-conditioners cleaned and regassed

frozen yoghurt will do anything except taste like yoghurt

WAIT... i meant the cock is ticking

✦ taikora@taikora.com · 2w ago

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pumpkin farmers hide yo produce from the onlyfans gays the clock is ticking

every time I see myself in a mirror