performative laptopping to gaslight myself in to getting work done

y'all if you're feeling a little backed up, try eating three whole dragon fruit in one sitting i promise you'll feel lighter than the day you were born

are these too cheeky for the gym 🥹

trying to watch house of the dragon, and i mean trying, i cant see shit

this hotel has a great continental breakfast, much better than the last hotel with its incontinental breakfast

nothing corrects your posture faster than walking past someone your age with desk hunch

bara artist keeps "subtly" including their fetish

is he gay straight or italian

ive been sorting recycling and trash at my condo for 4 years and just discovered they all go in to the back of the same truck

IShowSpeed's Calm Reaction

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woke up with man flu 🤧

there are people walking around out here with grindr notifications on

i hate how easy it is to accidentally press this fucker

UPDATE: I ordered so much bahn mi that they sent salad instructions, also I been cutting my mouth up for days with various crispy meats. A++++ would recommend seller again

✦ taikora@taikora.com · 5d ago

wait I drunkenly ordered too much bahn mi..

stephen solo sunday starts snow

i think ive discovered the correct hair length for me

i just accidentally used mr muscle instead of glass cleaner to clean a mirror and it is infinitely better... what

i bought a can of Smirnoff red at 7 eleven and now it's starting to taste like a Sunday Stephen solo night out in silom...

why does my MacBook know my pin is correct instantly but incorrect very slowly...

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"never do something you're got at for free" ok how do i monetise being a lazy cunt

very cool that democracy has no response mechanism for "what if the main guy just openly did crimes"

being a gay at a hardware store feels so performative like who am i doing this for, queen

wait I drunkenly ordered too much bahn mi..

is everybody mid psychosis the fold 8 is not going to be a thing

just drunkenly ordered 4x bahn mi not even mad I'll enjoy for 3 days

telling my Grindr hookup to meet me at the egg machine

✦ taikora@taikora.com · 6d ago

it's fucking eggs 😭

holy hell that was an episode 😨

it's fucking eggs 😭

they call it the roof of your mouth but its clearly the ceiling of your mouth

they are installing a new vending machine at my condo... what could it be

biweekly does not mean twice a week or every other week, it's where every other day you like a different gender