J. D.
@jdetc.bsky.social
Chicago/ish. Civil/ish litigator. Left-center/ish. Elder Millennial. He/him. Interests/etc.: 1A/defamation, lolsuits, half of true crime, food, Cubs, Chi teams other than the Sox, EPL/soccer, art/architecture, film, indie music, enviro issues, tech
We need to accept that CBS and CNN are dead and not coming back under current ownership and act accordingly. Elon Musk can blow his money but he can't force you to treat CBS as a legitimate news station.
Welp. According to Semafor, David Ellison has discussed bringing Elon Musk on as an investor in Paramount's merger with Warner Bros., which could mean Musk could have a stake in CBS News and CNN. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
My opinion about the periodic table is that inert gasses are a lie they're clearly up to no good and we should cut that column off.
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
Never want to hear from the "government should be run like a business" people ever again.
Dr Oz says the Trump administration will kick more than a million people off health insurance because some of them have "never filed a claim"
This argument shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the what, why, and how of adverse possession. Open/notorious use works with land because the owner can and should inspect the land. How do I know if someone is using my or a dead relative's ID? And IDs are by law not transferable property so lol.
9th Cir. declines to extend the property-law concept of adverse possession to a stolen identity. Man lived 30 years using the birth certificate/SSN of a baby who died in infancy. He argued he had become that person because he "had done the work." Held: Nope. cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
Among other issues, for 1956 there were nine fiction finalists, of which four were women, one of the men (Bowles) was known to be LGBTQ+, and we really can't know for certain who else was LGBTQ+. The only one of the bunch in "the canon" I think is Flannery O'Connor's A Good Man is Hard to Find.
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
Hanania is a lot of things (grifter, pervert, pseudo-intellect) but don't forget that he's a plain ol' lousy writer. You need nothing here after the sixth line. We all get it. Sixteen more lines after that. "She a lyin' ho" fits on one for goodness' sake. Style matters.
Moving from Lagos to Queens = WELCOME FRIEND Moving from Lagos to Houston in utero, attending med school in Chicago, residency in Boston, and then moving to Queens and working as an ER doctor in a local hospital = GENTRIFYING COLONIZING ASS Some of you never went through a 1L year and it shows.
Ah, there it is: the "both sides bad!" equivalent to when Republicans are like "Did you know LINCOLN was a Republican???!!1!?"
You know who steered a military coup here in Brazil that lasted more than 20 years? Kennedy and Johnson. Democrats. Sorry if we don't see that much of a difference between Rs and Ds.
Presuming every 50k+ follower account on this site is a dunderhead until proven otherwise
This person also claims that the dishwasher is not a labor saving device. I think they're just not very smart.
I can guarantee you that this cowboy housecat thinks I live in a bubble Even odds he's traveled to Jamaica, DR, or Cancun and not left the resort. Welcome to the rest of your life, Truman.
I have been turning this quote over and over in my head and still can't quite wrap my head around the idea
How do you type this and not realize you're making a bigot's point and you should pump the brakes? This is not a position anyone in legitimate 2026 discourse should be taking.
This WARRIOR is from Minnesota and went to Princeton. He has no connection to Texas A&M other than it being on the rapidly dwindling list of colleges where he won't get booed.
Well, now it makes sense
Apologies to Charles Portis and any real Norw**ds out there but you know whom to blame.
Susprised Ray-Ban isn't paying this guy not to wear Aviators. Such an iconic brand, and such an evil little dork.
Stephen Miller, a.k.a. Trump, is targeting a vulnerable population of undocumented children. Many abruptly find themselves denied access to legal immigration pathways in the US, with their applications fast-tracked, then rejected before being forced out of the US. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Democrats were about twenty-five years late figuring this out, but drafting mainline ministers to run in red states is a fairly good defense against some of the more idiotic accusations that get thrown at "the left" and the GOP's attempted monopolization as the party of God(c).
Kansas Senate (Emerson) 🔵Adam Hamilton: 45% 🔴Roger Marshall: 43% 🟡David Graham: 4% 9/15-16 Link: emersoncollegepolling.com/kansas-2026/
I know everyone to the right of James Carville thinks Illinois is some type of flaming hell hole but this stuff has all been legal here for six years now and it's totally fine. You're just arbitrarily denying yourself a market and maintaining a stupid reason to throw poor minorities in jail.
Is this what Texans want? What a totally corrupt moronic state.
The bleak thought has occurred to me that android children dying from hacking or terrorism on data centers might have better odds of policy reform to protect them in the U.S. than real children dying in actual school shootings.
“The exchange was not unlike talking to the AI at a Wendy's drive thru, except that Mia has a face. She blinks and shifts her weight. She casts a ‘shadow’ in her box.”
Thank God. Anticarceral but this guy should be dumpstered.
Monty Python: And There Was Much Rejoicing
ALT: Monty Python: And There Was Much Rejoicing
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#BREAKING U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer Luis Uribe, accused of a series of sexual assaults in 2022, has been convicted. The verdict is still being read.
Bluesky being like high school has never felt more true than finding out there's apparently a sex cult going on and not one of you told me about it.
Look, Frank, Zendar the Terrible won 98% of the vote, I don't know how these weird dissidents can keep claiming that we are not a democracy somehow. We should let Zendar eat them.
It doesn’t get better.
This is like asking Joe Camel whether tobacco is harmful.
Can social media be addictive? @taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no. “You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
The Kleptocrat in Chief is going to be so damn petulant he might rename Hawaii to The America Islands.
Is this good www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...
Reminder that for common law fraud, reliance has to be reasonable. Conning the biggest stupid idiots on Earth is fair game.
At $10 trillion, Cathie Wood is arguing that SpaceX could make up a third of the entire U.S. economy inside of four years. Elon: “it’s not impossible”
Nothing can really prepare one for Philly sports fans but fighting the Taliban might be fairly close.
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Officer, it was the weirdest thing, that poor white gentleman fell and hit his face several times while apparently sitting still. He must be a witch.
It’s not 1950 and I hope you get your ass beat. Beyond beat!!!
Really testing my "don't wish people get cancer" stance.
ok yeah to hell with this turd
Eagerly awaiting the big public letter from 100s of moderates concerned about the assault on free expression.
Banned: Macklemore's powerful statement deserves reading. www.instagram.com/p/DdRdsy0m2H...