if they can just come now go from hell whenever they please than your quite the lazy ruler
βThey have lives of their own Elsa..and I have a kingdom of the damned to reign over..β
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if they can just come now go from hell whenever they please than your quite the lazy ruler
βThey have lives of their own Elsa..and I have a kingdom of the damned to reign over..β
Bullet proof umbrellas, we live in such a wonderful age~
*She reaches up and adjusts her glasses* Well after your done with nothing, dinner is ready
Nothing.
*Stands in the doorway and clears her throat* Ma'am?
She's diamond, staring into a mirror... Just staring...
//Im gonna have this event last till the first of next month Butler Elsa
Never underestimate the lady of the house~
*She frowns when he faked out a kiss but she looks at the phone raising a brow* Not entirely but im sure well figure it out
β Just wanted to remember those lovely noises and those jiggle physics from the back~ Though, you always knew where my buttons were too~ β *Leans in for a moment as if going for a kiss before putting the phone between them* βOho! Right! Any ideas as to what this is?β
*She watches him scroll through his phone with her eyes widen abit* Wait did that video have me in it...did you record us last time..? *she squints at him*
-For the sake of her sanity the actual face of this...Thing. Was, seemingly, censored. But the robes adorning it were of Carcossa Yellow- βWhaddaya think El?β
Id rip you a new one if you didn't wade, cant have lil bloodstones running about im sure I made the clear Anyway what exactly did you see?
β Wish I never pulled out, can't lie, But! Business first! Maybe a rump later!~ Soooooo, I got a hold of this book and I followed some directions the wrong way, turned up at a crossroads and turned Left. It was a void and then I came across some Yellow Doors. Went in, and saw...somethingβ
Well tell your spawn to stop comin after me I'm a busy lady, we wouldn't need to have a problem would we your highness?
β..hells underlings..my spawn, bloodstone if you harm any of my darling demons their will be a punishment bestowed upon you..β
Don't worry your highness i haven't come to cause ya issues but can't say the same for hells underlings
Oh no Elsa bloodstone followed me What is with mo star hunters πββοΈ
Demons tend to need a lady's touch , a wonderful smile and one between the eyes and one in the heart
"You don't have to tell me bloody twice. They never shut up."
Unfortunately not mate,demons are quite the persistent bunch
"Bloody demons, can't they let me have one night of peaceful sleep?"
Best not let wade see me in this dress
I delt with a maid cafè full of succubi, I can assure ya they're definitely out of business now
Havin children is out of the question, the bloodstone line ends with me simple at that luv
Aleast your pullout game never took a slow day... As for work what do ya need luv?
βGosh, I forgot how cute you were when you pulled that face! Of course that was usually after I forgot protection! Missed ya Els! I need your expertise in Monster huntin' though!β
Im an active lady you'd be surprised what friends I can make
The big guy took care of him? Guess I should thank him for that. Also, I heard your best ally is the son of Hell himself. Real powerhouse like Daimon.
Wade were hangin over a pit of hungry cave cannibals this isnthe worst possible time for a double spiderman kiss
If jeff feels scared or Cries even a single tear i wont hesitate to mow the lot of you down ya got that?
maybe, i heard somethin about hulk killin him but im not sure
That sounds like a reality I like to visit. I bet there was a version of Thanos that I can enjoy killing.
She was probably there, I killed a lot of em...let's see zombie nightcrawler was a annoyin Lil bugger, i stomped zombie juggernauts head in, zombie modok & zombie mystique...
Zombie heroes!? Is Hela there too!!! Thatβs awesome. I mean awesome as weβre both death. She raises the dead and I reap anyone especially low rank mercenaries, ninjas, kree, space pirates, robots, and sometimes shield or hydra.
Yep, you name it ive seen it kiddo Vampires, werewolves ,shapshifters, zombified superheroes
Huh, guess he didnβt tell me that. Or even my version of him before the giant grape turned him to dust. I guess you got stories to tell me upon adventures with him. And was it true that you saw an actual werewolf?
Wade for the millionth time Don't compare us to keeping up with the Kardashians....
βYa gave me the gun and DIDN'T expect me to shoot it? Baby, when we're together all we do is win! Like Kim and Kanye...ugh...nevermind...just saw the ratings plummet with that one β
I do things like that all the time i crossed a Umbra witch not to long ago..well two And your dad and I did abit more then just a "team up" we dated
Yes I did say dad. And you must be Elsa bloodstone. Huge fan upon your work. Even teaming up with dad and an actual mummy. Itβs really cool especially in the movies.