Yall ever think about how you never planned to live this long? Thanks Zoloft, I think?
Mommy Long Legs
@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
Single, Sterile and ready to get feral *probably not you
Yesterday I asked the bridesmaid I was doing hair for how she knew the bride and this is verbatim her response “OMG It’s literally so crazy. We were actually college roommates. So we’ve known each other for 6 years now.” *Me waiting on the crazy part*
Little Girl's Unimpressed Stare
ALT: Little Girl's Unimpressed Stare
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GTFOH! You were sticking your dick in literally everyone and beating the shit out of her but you couldn’t buy your mom a house??
GTFOH! You were sticking your dick in literally everyone and beating the shit out of her but you couldn’t buy your mom a house??
I got a good haul at our new thrift store today (everything has been washed)
Nothing like riding down the parking garage elevator with 3 Russian guys. 😳
Are there any know it alls who actually know something about anything?
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
I don’t want constant attention. I just want the exact amount of attention I have decided is appropriate at any given moment
Love that my coworker does one of my former bosses nails and despite me asking for her to not be here when I’m working, she’s here right now. And I’m not in the mood to even pretend to be nice.
I had brunch with my nephew before I cut his hair and I asked him what his Frats conversation around Cornell has been and he told me they had a speaker come in this last week for chapter. And he then he told them that if he finds out of any of them do that to a woman he will skin them at the waist
Everyone tell Betty Happy 13th Birthday! (Send treats)
I really wish I had some pumpkin to make some pumpkin bread right now.
Today has been a doozy. No choir for me tonight because I’m already in a mood. My last client just had to have an emergency hysterectomy because they found cervical cancer. She starts radiation and chemo next week.
Oh lord… I told my Dad to download Life 360 because he texted me asking where Kylen was at. Then he sends me the link to add me. Absolutely not.
Did I take my melatonin once or twice? I guess we are about to find out
Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters
Not young med student checking back in after 2 1/2 months of being silent…
Welp I saw AAWM last night and I think it might be back on at a much slower pace.
Heather, why have you been kinda MIA?? This bitch
