Michael✨
@ohnomiko.bsky.social
MPLS • Virgo • he/him Drinking my water, minding my biz Gay married to @nateythom.bsky.social IG: @miko_chaymbuhz
Finishing my makeup and steaming my clothes instead of paying attention on a zoom meeting
so many tracks from Popstar sound like they could be on ANTI and that is the highest possible compliment
Drank with straight people and they turned off brand new chanel$
Saw Sara Bareilles tonight and oh my god I am gonna be thinking about that show for a long time. Such raw expression of grief and joy and that VOICE my LORD. What a gift.
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
ICYMI: Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos
Shaboozey I am free this Thursday evening for a date if you are available for a date on Thursday when I am free for a date
Kacey is the only person who could pull off that Dolly tribute. 💔 #VMAs
Risking $100 by ordering a bootleg Mayhem In The Desert vinyl from a random record store in Australia
Thinking about the time I got a text from a random number and it was a link to a song by Jennifer Love Hewitt and I said “who is this?” because I didn’t have the number and they said “she was in I know what you did last summer”
Almost crashed driving into work because I was going so hard to BEAT UP CHANEL$ 🤷🏻♂️
Stassi Schroeder in the hot tub with Kyle on the first episode of Summer House
🚨 Taylor Swift announces new single ‘Patient Zero’ out September 25th.
We need to be done with “influencer ads” because who are you and why are you walking around your neighborhood telling me to use Kalshi
Forced the dj at my sister’s wedding to play BEAT UP CHANEL$ for me and my bestie only and it was 1000% worth it
Blocking accounts that follow you and unfollow and refollow on a monthly basis
I am Tipsy™ after a work event in Denver and have the hiccups. AMA ✨
way too many straight men at this gate that need to prove they do Business™ by talking very loudly on their phones in Business™ meetings.
Listened to crank 2 the way god intended: blasting it in my VW Tiguan while speeding down the interstate to my corporate job
how many more years until I can retire, I no longer wish to labor
It’s been two weeks since I’ve taken Prilosec (after being on it for like four years) and withdrawing from this is ASS. Feeling like you’re gonna vom constantly AND debilitating heartburn? 0/10 do not recommend.
Something so deeply unsettling about a curated Instagram feed
Today is my Friday. Tomorrow is my birthday. Friday is Beyoncémas.
Beyoncé's Iconic Cowboy Carter Look
ALT: Beyoncé's Iconic Cowboy Carter Look
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Got myself all dolled up with my hair looking good to go into the office and then I can’t get off calls to actually commute in until after 12:30. So I guess I got all dolled up for my at-home zoom meetings. 🤷🏻♂️