And I need you nooooow tonight, And I need you moooore than ever. 🌒

Me in about ten minutes

Goldie Lifts@goldielifts.bsky.social · 17h ago

Didn’t they tell you?? They ran out of emails! There’s no more emails that can be sent! They’re all done! You’re finally free!!!

There’s road construction going on 100 feet from my house and the house has been vibrating literally all day and I think it might be what finally breaks me

It’s just me and my mute list against the world

29 of those 36 I have at spent at least one night in. Thank you, college choir tour.

Another Gay Matt@anothergaymatt.bsky.social · 3d ago

lol at how many of these are directly related to when I worked for my fraternity (gay Matt lore reveal)

boy you can’t get no ✨⭐️hiiiiiiiigher⭐️✨ than this… 😠🗣️NO.

Forcing myself to work out every day so I can be Hot™ for a cruise at the beginning of November (and also so I can better manage stress and fix all my ailments plaguing my aging body but mostly to look hot let’s be honest)

Rebecca Black: his name is Michael Me:

Julie when someone mentions god #bb28

Wendy Williams' Smug Wink

ALT: Wendy Williams' Smug Wink

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Not to be all “omg I can’t believe it’s almost the end of summer where did the time go” but omg I can’t believe it’s almost the end of summer where did the time go?

Friends are late to happy hour but I was not

Inbox zero

I remember this being one of like four cds we owned when I was younger. Still an A+ album.

The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 2w ago

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?

I DON’T NEED A FREE TOTE BAG WITH PURCHASE FROM A DEODORANT BRAND!!!

Maya Angelou thinking about the caged bird’s singing

Brandon@bcfox.bsky.social · 2w ago

does anyone know why

“Chanty Beluga on Troye Sivan’s finsta” is a phrase that just left my mouth

Never too far away. 🫒

I love the mute button like no YOU be quiet

chanty beluga would have been invited on ellen

Let's go shopping :) I'll buy a handbag :) I'll buy some shoes :) I'll buy a smile :) I'll buy some jewelry :) A personality :) A whole backstory :) Card declined :(

I cannot wait to read a full retrospective of Angie Craig’s absolute trash can of a campaign. She shot herself in the foot early on and then kept pulling the trigger. It was truly breathtaking to watch.

Next Senator from Minnesota btw

Decision Desk HQ projects Peggy Flanagan wins the MN US Senate Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 11:20 PM EDT

Obvi voted before work so I could show everyone in the office how much more civically engaged I am than them. 😌

Category of today’s vinyl delivery: girls leaning back while getting lifted ❤️🩵

I KNOW WHAT YOU DOOOOOO I SEE HOW YOU MOOOOOVE BUT I’M HERE STANDING STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

Uh...not good. I was hoping to not have to be annoying to my Minnesota friends, but I think we need to lock in and tell everyone we know up there to vote for Peggy Flanagan, pictured here, who supports abolishing ICE, over Angie Craig who voted for the "thank you, ICE" resolution.

Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · 3w ago

Minnesota - Democratic Senate Polling: Craig: 42% Flanagan: 40% SurveyUSA / Aug 8, 2026