Chris B.
@tenderchris.bsky.social
Queer & Autistic. 🌈 Mentally I live in the Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden. Physically I live in ATX. 🤠
It's raining and my dog just got a haircut so we are gunna spend Halloween weekend cuddling thannnnks
My hot take is that it's bizarre how people spotlight Elizabeth Holmes when almost every Fortune 500 leader is suffering from AI psychosis and displaying the exact same behaviors right now
Voting sticker selfies are the new post-haircut thirst traps but for gays with a functioning moral compass.
I always forget how messed up my back is until after I have cupping lol
Sorry Geralt of Rivia. I have a new boyfriend. Blood of the Dawnwalker is my Game of the Year.
Happy birthday to one of my favorite new friends - it already feels like we've been besties for a lifetime ❤️ @cozygayboy.bsky.social
Really appreciate how in Fields of Mistria my best men are two ex-flings: stating true to the gay experience.
The fact I wore old Mormon underwear today is a clear sign that I need to spend the night doing laundry
Gay af morning lighting Let's all have a beautiful Saturday 🤙
Love when a video game accurately simulates my dating experience.
They put Sonic Adventure in GTA 5. We no longer need GTA 6. Gaming has peaked.
I was like "huh she looks familiar" and then remembered my mom's high school graduation photo
I told way too many straight college twinks information about preparing for anal sex during my set tonight
Me working in tech 🤝 Me doing comedy “Stand-ups are fucking insane.”
The entire staff at both the nearby Lowe's and Home Depot know me now
