We all have that one favorite burner on the stove.

This is a very niche post, but this company I’ve been interviewing for uses AutoCAD for their design projects, so I’ve been going back to retrain myself on it after using Revit for a few years and omg idk why all big firms don’t just switch to Revit. It’s so much quicker, efficient, and intuitive. 😭

I made it to a second round of interviews 🫪

kennedy@sillyfroot.bsky.social · last wk.

If I bullshit my way into the position I just interviewed for that would be huge for me

Need to stream again soon. Haven’t gotten jump scared in awhile. 😅

Twinks are the chihuahuas of the gay community. Yappy and aggressive for no reason.

Something about the way british people say “cock” makes me giggle

This is going to change many little gay boys lives 👏🏻😍

Say “today years old” one more time…

ThiccDadsVaping4Christ@meccorad.bsky.social · 6d ago

Say "aura farming" one more time...

I just KNOW some of you notorious f-a-g’s would be lining up down the block to ride it 🫩

Omg Petal’s dropping in 4 minutes!!!

My mom smoked while she was pregnant with me. What’s your excuse?

There’s an AI influencer on insta with a lot of followers, that also has an onlyf*ns, and is charging $14.99/month!!! Everything about this is diabolical and someone out there is running this account and jerking it all the way to the bank with stupid piles of money. That is so infuriating!!

💀💀💀💀💀

Considering putting this on my design website: “Life is so short. You’re going to get to hell and say ‘I really did grey walls.’” -Trixie Mattel

“Oh you used to be an actor? Anything I would’ve seen you in?” Me in anything they would’ve seen me in:

1996 -> 2006 -> 2016 -> 2026

I’m sorry. This may be a hot take. Hang me in the public square I guess, whatever. But if you are in a gay bar, and you go into the bathroom, and walk in on sexual activity happening in a stall, and you complain or make a thing about it. You need to grow up and touch all the grass.

If I bullshit my way into the position I just interviewed for that would be huge for me

Big plans tonight

Where are my Fortnite girlies at?

Fuck, Marry, Kill but instead it’s Blow, Blow Up, Blow Out

And yet, I WILL still be on Traitors 🤫

Edgar Allan Hoe@dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · last wk.

I wanna talk about how all major reality competition shows are designed in ways that fundamentally disadvantage people from marginalized backgrounds and women but last time I had Survivor fans screaming at me like there’s not a separate lower record for challenge wins by women…

I need another Steven Universe spinoff show to watch when I’m high though

I guess I never read my entire autism report when I received it. I’m going back and reading my evaluator’s notes about me and damn, she clocked me. 💀

What? This is my natural resting face.

If y’all want to see my pretty penis, you’re gonna have to pay me.

We all have that oomf that thinks every post is about them. And if you don’t…well 👀

I wish I could relive the experience of watching Pretty Little Liars from the start for the first time

Hey, real quick, what the fuck do you mean you’re a life coach??

Me? Oh you know, just getting emotional watching Heartstopper Forever 😭