Tenshi eating a corn dog!

Can I talk about my future Husband/Current Dumbass @flavorfulvt.bsky.social? The man that has put up with so much of my stupidity. Seems like two years are approaching and my move into his creature cabin is happening soon. Good thing I'm marrying him for his money and his massive weiner.

Juvia Lockser & Gray Fullbuster: Fairy Tail Love

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Fun fact: You can crack a beer in a fast food drive through, it's the same laws as international waters.

Remember the Mars Volta? Well this is them now. Feel old yet?

How about a sorting game where you sort out your feelings for once, huh?

You think if you are dating someone with OCD and they are jerking you off and you nut at the wrong number, that they would have to jerk you off again. And do you think they would make you nut at odd numbers or even. And what about counting the thrusts and you nutted and messed up their counting.

Kaede Azusagawa Rascal Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Senpai

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I'm reclaiming Clanker, mostly because I want to fuck robot girls. Plappers can enjoy the weakness of the flesh all they want. My waifu has a fuckin' 2500 stroke per second replaceable sleeve and can google shit for me in her head.

Laughing my ass off at the thought of butt-chugging Indian curry.

I can't wait till soccer is over.

Me when I'm definitely not drunk seriously guys I'm good don't worry about it.

I have never stumbled into a thread and felt so called out. Which one of you was this?

Trolling sneakerheads by making those elf shoes with the curly-toes and the bell into the new Jordans is a life goal of mine.

Dispatch was Twilight for men.

People act like shit isn't great when you can make Rei Ayanami race Sonic The Hedghog and Pac Man in the Patty Wagon from the Spongebob movie like get the fuck out of here.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY HOORAY I'M PLAYING DUSTBORN AGAIN BOO twitch.tv/flavorfulvt

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KAIJU BIG BIRTHDYA THE FINALE

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THE PENULTIMATE DAY DESERT BUS LINK IN BIO

KAIJU BIG BIRTHDYA DAY 2 WE'RE RUNNING TRAINS ALL OVER JAPAN LET'S NIHON-GO

@maocra.bsky.social and I when a terry tries to get froggy

OH SHIT IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN KAIJU BIG BIRTHDYA 4 WE'RE GOING ON TRIPS FOR 4 DAYS PLANES TRAINS AUTOMOBILES DUSTBORN AGAIN LET'S BIRTHDYA!

Honestly feels about right.

Tryin' to order my traditional Mississippi fried horse pussy the Ocky way.

Had a dream where I invented choccy milk string cheese