Alteq
@alteq.bsky.social
Fox! 18 plus, sometimes NSFW he/him 🏳️🌈 Furry, climber, game enthusiast, sports lover, goofball. Ya want me? Come get me! Kink alt avail upon request~ Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/pibbbou.bsky.social Banner: https://bsky.app/profile/wolfears.net
Wuxia fantasy commission from a while back
American calculus is taking the integral of piss accumulation over time, and gauging that against distance to destination, in order to plan road trip pit stops
ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
Hi, it's me. The 'person in the office permanently stuck in babooshka mode'
i riff on yamcha at the cell games but why was Tien dressed like this. the Weed Dealer of dbz showed up ready for church like shit mattered and tien just rolled up white t shirt green pajama pants dry lips ashy elbows no money and no bitches and no future
i like to come up with opinions that no one has ever believed or even heard of before and put "gentle reminder:" in front of them