Is Josh Hawley nervous about being dethroned as "Missouri's Most Incompetent Senator"?
Zac
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I need to see NPBFAG lip syncing to Nicole. I know she'd eat it up and the whole club would lose it 😫
The urge to do nothing but be a fat blob grows in me everyday 😅
We're doing a fat bear week bracket at work and I guess we're only capable of doing "haha big chungus" and we cant throw in at least 5 minutes of wetland conservationship? Theyre not even being horny about it. Why are we this dumb??!
Wish my city had a Korean Spa so I could turn my brain off for a few hours and soak and destress
Lowkey love the term suic*dal emp*thy bc they paid some hack to come up with a word for when you are so unlikeable and killing the planet so much that someone would rather die with the planet than go live in your shitty bunker. And I just think thats beautiful
Accidentally burnt myself bc I forgot the air fryer plate was hot again 🤕
Kinda crazy how I set boundaries at work, get the "we think we can manage you to do more :3" and then it triggered a manic episode and they backed tf off. Suprise bitch! I'm insane and hold it together just enough so I can afford to whale.
Klee's Explosive Power in Genshin Impact
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My trans coworker told me she wants to lose her virginity before she gets bottom surgery. She's 10 hours away but I keep sending her lesbian night flyers in her area threatening to fly in and take her.
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!! And a diet coke
How you gonna hate from outside of the club when you can't even get in?
The Office's Brian Baumgartner Laughing
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Been too busy with life to shit post. Send cantina chicken rolled quesadillas 😘
Everytime I inconvenience my transphobic hyper religious coworker a trans girl produces another banger 🥹
Ok, I had never heard of Yseult before but I am OBSESSED!
Made the mistake of watching the San Junipero "Heaven is a Place on Earth" video this morning and now I'm crying about lesbians while working on spreadsheets 😭😭😭