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blaire

@befuddledblaire.bsky.social

i meower kno wots goin on 🤷🏻‍♀️ verrryy confoosed 😳 completely befuddled 😳 5 yo ♀️🌻 chimkin enthusiast 🐥 i loaf u fren 🤍 momb's a she/her

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blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 10h ago

zzzZzzZz 😴

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying comfortably on her mom's mint sweats. She's on her side, her cheek is squished into the fabric and she looks so, so adorable! You can tell this is a good nap.

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 6d ago

hello litol one,, i tink u got lost, dis ismt pahree

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat (featuring one of her chubby cheeks), staring at a light pink wall, on which there is a ladybug. It's climbing up the wall, leaving Blaire in complete amazement. The caption says 'Hello, little one. I think you got lost, this isn't Paris' - obviously referencing one of her favourite shows, 'Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir'.

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last wk.

'smol', 2026, samsomg fone, by momb

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat, loafing on the floor. Her tail is not tucked under. Blaire looks quite small here. And this photo made her management realise just how much darker her fur has got now that it's summer. The caption says 'Small, 2026, a Samsung Phone, by mom'.

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2w ago

is catchoop jam if tomatoez r froot

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting on a grey couch like a human. She looks quite confused, lost in thought. You can tell she's having a big, big thought indeed. And she looks bamboozled by it. Can we take a moment to appreciate the shine in her fluffy fur and how soft her tail looks here? The caption says 'Is ketchup jam if tomatoes are fruit?'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2w ago

cam u politeley 'go fluff urself' like ontie h is tellimg u to?

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat on her little wooden tower, on top of which she usually sleeps. There is a wall light right next to it and it has a visitor - a little moth that Blaire is now investigating with curiosity. She's leaning over to get closer to it. She knows this isn't good - her auntie has an extreme phobia of moths. And it's 2am. The caption says 'Can you politely go fuck yourself like Auntie H is telling you to?'.

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2w ago

must inspecc

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat inspecting her mom's new sweets. The first one shows her looking down at a small packet of cube-shaped gummies in an adorable packaging. Then, in the second one, she's sniffing Fruitella and Mentos. She's very glad they're now vegan and mom can eat them again! The caption says 'Must inspect.'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 3w ago

@blairandbabka.bsky.social we are thinking of you ❤️ we love our blur deeply and are so honoured to have got to know her ❤️ we hope she now gets to have all of the food there is and however much she wants. love you forever, sweetest girl. big hugs 🫂

Kicky Sam loves 🌈 Charlie🐾 - Segrenterri ov Bisk @kickysam49.com · 3w ago

“Gud morny ebberyone. I kno it is Monday down ther so i made u an baked potatoe.” #hedgewatch #plundercats

Tuxedo cat at rainbow bridge with loaded baked potato

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 4w ago

ontie is here amd yam. teachimg her DISTANSE ⛔️🚫

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being fed a liquid cat treat by her auntie. Blaire makes sure not to be too close. She's straining her neck as far as she can. Simultaneously she looks absolutely hilarious - her body says 'be careful', but her eyes scream 'GOGURT!'. They're so full of appreciation. The caption says 'Auntie is here and I'm teaching her DISTANCE.'

blaire@befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

eggstremely moved by dis new developmimt: da forgormemt of blorble is eggspected to halt in da followimg weeks due to 'summor brake which means no skool'. da 'summor brake which means no skool' acitibity programme incloods evemts such as: BLORSDAYE, gettimg a new pooter, a visit from ontie, SNAMCKS

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat chilling on top of a black backpack. Her round little face appears quite sad, it looks as if she was completely overwhelmed and about to cry. She's okay, just very moved! And her polite little paws look very fluffy and kissable. The caption says 'Extremely moved by this new development: forgetting Blaire is expected to halt in the following weeks due to summer break, which means no school. 'Summer break, which means no school' activity program includes activities such as Blaire's birthday, getting a new computer, a visit from auntie, snacks.'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

bestie i got u sum. magno joos🥭🧃lemme jus fimd maybe a littol treet to go with da it uhm yam on it. donut worrey,, enjoye ur magno joos 🥭🧃

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat sniffing and investigating a bottle of mango juice. So intriguing! The caption says 'Bestie, I got you some mango juice. Let me just maybe find a little treat to go with it. I'm on it. Uhm, don't worry, enjoy your mango juice.'

Smilla thA GLaswegiAn paNfur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@smillapanfur.bsky.social · last mo.

HabbY maiD upp bUrfdaY too meH!!!! 🎶 PaLs guess wOt?? Too dAy cooD bee moinE burFdy!! Oim neiN yers oLd!! Know bUddy reeLy nose wOt daY oim wOs born cOs oim wOs feraL baBy but da vEt at da sheLter Looked aT moine teefs aN deDuced oim wOs born in JuLy!! Sew smoL hoomaNz deCided it be da Furred 🎂

Smilla the black cat wears a party hat and celebrates her birthday month with a cake, presents, balloon and a dirty martini

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

@kbryna.bsky.social doktor k how r u amd. da babie gamg.? 🥺

Nessi and Mim ❤️ Annie, Esther @nessicrimbs.bsky.social · last mo.

TODAYE IS. MINE BIRTHDAYE (3)! (today is my 3rd birthday)

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

TORN OFF DA SON

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

bestie... wot happemed to u... y r u sew SMOL

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat looking down at you. She's on top of a grey sofa. She looks absolutely majestic. Her round fluffy cheeks are spilling out of her collar. Her paws look soft and kissable. Her stare might come off as a little judgemental, especially with her pursed mouth, but she doesn't mean it. She is slightly terrified, though. Why are you so small? Or is it her that is reminiscent of a giant statue of a dictator? We might never know. Not many would (or at least should) mind that. The caption says 'Bestie... what happened to you? Why are you so SMALL?'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

loaf my coolimg matte! how it's jus there doimg its job of lookimg cool. :)

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat loafing on the floor in front of her cooling mat, which she doesn't know how to use. It's too hot to think, perhaps. The caption says 'Love my cooling mat! How it's just there, doing its job of looking cool.'

Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛@crischalcedony.bsky.social · last mo.

Chessie: Blorbie, Imb so plees't to repurrt dis publick shamimg of mine momb workt! See mine nise noo nip ranebow? And Imb also got i's crem for its-too-hot reasons!

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · last mo.

Nessi and Mim ❤️ Annie, Esther @nessicrimbs.bsky.social · 2mo ago

i'm hav. litol dot on min face. itis where yuo can putte kissy (I have a little dot on my face. it's where you can put a kiss)

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

an gorl amd her rhublorb ❤️🩷💚

A 0.5 photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat and her newest obsession: a bag of rhubarb. She's on a sofa with her rhubarb. She looks silly and extremely adorable at the same time. Her paws are just so tiny here. But you can still tell how soft they must be. The caption says 'Just a girl and her rhubarb'.

Mitzi Cate 🐱@mitzimissyelsie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh mine gog! Looky at wot mine parcol maine bringed me twoday! Fom mine bestie Blor an hers mumb fom Poland…thots likey soooo fars an way! @befuddledblaire.bsky.social

Mitzi Cate 🐱@mitzimissyelsie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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Marv an Duke lof prides 🏳️‍🌈@marvdabosscat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Dook gontravershal opinyin ov de dae: we haf alreddy wun, mine frems becoz we r togethur foar da saym resin. It abowt yoonitea. I’m lof awl of da u.

Duke the white cat has controversial opinions and will share them with you.

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

yam onored to announse mine new shoffer- ontie h, who passed her drivimg test todaye. yam soor we will go on maney wondreful carre rides togethre amd none of em will be to da vet fur soor beecoz she is not a traitor amd i domt have a check oop due neckst monf 😇

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat being held and hugged by her auntie, whose face is covered for privacy. You can tell Blaire is not a big fan of these hugs but she loves her auntie very much. The terror in her eyes is temporary but her love for auntie is forever. The caption says 'I am honoured to announce my new chauffeur - Auntie H, who passed her driving test today. I'm sure we will go on many wonderful car rides together and none of them will be to the vet for sure because she is not a traitor and I don't have a check up due next month.'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

waitimg to collect my pet taks from da bed i inherited from my onse beloafed unkol amd dat i now let ontie eep in :)

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting adorably on top of a bunk bed. She is so high up that the camera cannot be on her level. And a mezzanine is not so high over her head, creating a tight and dark space, which Blaire just loves to spend her time in. She looks extremely adorable here, her tail is up and she's wagging it slowly with anticipation. Her fluffy fur makes her look like a cloud and as if you could bury your hand in it like she's a plushie. She might as well be. The caption says 'Waiting to collect my pet tax from the bed I inherited from my once beloved uncle and that I now let my auntie sleep in.'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

HAPPEY PRIDE 🩷 BLORBIE LOAFS U 🌈

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

u r doimg grate bestie :) keep it oop. keep goimgs! ❤️

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat, lying nonchalantly on a pile of freshly ironed clothes. A red shirt is right under Blaire, making her look even more majestic with all her fluffiness and stuff. Her front legs are stretched out over the pile. She looks confident. Her little mouth and chubby cheeks are simply the cutest. The caption says 'You are doing great, bestie. Keep it up. Keep going.'

I draw your cat drunk! (Tips encouraged!) HG MOM @drawurcatdrunk.bsky.social · 2mo ago

we're drawing cats drunk!! :3 $3 minimum for a drawing (we're raising money for rent) ko-fi.com/wrenharper

blaire@befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

happey mothre's daye to mine MOMB. da secomd womban evre (aftre pimk panferess) but da first amd onley womban to give me GOGORTS without me havimg to aske. fanks momby 🥰

A slightly awkward, yet extremely adorable front camera selfie of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat. Her face occupies nearly the entire photo. She has the cutest little mouth and hear ears appear tiny and pointy. Her nose is just asking to be kissed. The caption says 'Happy Mother's Day to my mom! The second woman ever (after Pink Pantheress), but the first and only woman to ever give me gogurts without me having to ask. Thanks, mommy!'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ATTENSHUN. i'd be sew happey if u gonsidered helpimg mine fren if u cam afford to :) foto fur attenshun

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colourpoint cat lying on her side on a grey sofa. She's staring at the camera. You can tell she is a little bit sleepy. The caption says 'Attention! I'd be so happy if you considered helping my friend (if you can afford to). A photo for attention'.

YSUBassoon@bassoonysu.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you're able to help me, I would be deeply grateful. I'm doing everything I can, including applying for short term freelance work to get quick cash, but I've had no bites on those applications, either. My cashapp is $YSUBassoon6. I also have Venmo, but that account doxxes me if shared. Thank you.

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 2mo ago

happey mothre's daye to mine MOMB. da secomd womban evre (aftre pimk panferess) but da first amd onley womban to give me GOGORTS without me havimg to aske. fanks momby 🥰