@bloodcrushersofficial
@deadintothenight.bsky.social
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐! Independent portrayal of a December Holiday, written by Holly. Shares some canon with @hometownsmsperfect. PFP by @shepherdslyre, banner by @criiitter, both tumblr. " ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ค๐ช๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ, ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ! "
[ severely misunderstanding and perking up ] * ? oh shit we got butches today??
It's been. a long time, fahah.. this townโ it felt suffocating without you. after a while, it seemed like everyone was expecting me to just... move on. and be okay. i.. think the change in environment helped a little, but...
sometimes i still call your number. your parents made sure it was never shut off, so it still has that dumb leave a message thing we recorded. sometimes i just. need to hear your voice again. even if it isn't really you.
* We're totally thinking of the same dude.
I snagged one of my buddyโs shirts from his room while we were drunk and on bad nights I like to huff it and cry
* The hoes are very enthusiastic about loving EVIL BULLSHIT.
No they do not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* ... * M'good, twin. * Pretty sure they don't want me. * Which, hey. More deer for the ladies.
โ โข You too could be permanently evil. โข Y'just gotta enter Super Extra Hell World first โ
* I KNOW so. Trust me. * They always come a-flockin' when I go Evil Mode.
โ โข Shit I guess so. โ
* I'm BAD BITCH MASTER. * Ask me about BADDIES.
โ โข Tits are the best thing to ever happen to the world. โ
* Aaas ever. * ... * You try beating their ass yet? Worked for me, for a bit.
Yeah. There be freaky creatures afoot.
* ..That's normal, I think. * For us, anyway. * I mean, hell, that's how I've felt forrr.. uh- * How long's it been? Couple years? * ..Eh. Point is, you got it.
Pretty good. I'm doing good. Haunted by around a dozen various specters and demons but good.
* ..Ehhh, yeah, I guess I'm close ENOUGH..? About as close as anyone in this family. * Also, sup.
I THINK YOU DID FINE ALSO HI NORMAL SISTER????
* Don't think I've got the reins to explain that, Elly.
My sister had to explain it to me.
[ holly. ] .. oh my god wait someone made a catty does this mean i have a legal responsibility to make a bratty
* THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LET'S FUCKING GO
The Dess hivemind in action, ya'll...
Catty breathes and Dess starts ten holy wars in her honor.
* desses i hope you know i fuck with each and every one of you severely
* Oh Mama's Bouta Get It . [ ^ GRINNING ]
* i just like finding every possible time to ask him for money. realistically i could just go digging in mom's wallet again but it's really funny.