I have ran into a closed door twice this morning.....it may not have worried me in the past, but right now I am sober.

Glad to be invited back to @longhornphp.com this year!

Longhorn PHP@longhornphp.com · last mo.

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I honestly don't understand what "net carbs" means. So I will just assume it means catch all of the carbs you can with a net, like an old school video game. I wonder if they sell "Carb Nets" at Oceana Market?

I need to find a way to incorporate the word "humuhumunukunukuapuaa" into daily conversation...i guess I should start by practicing pronunciation...

On of my favortie parts about Drupal Camps!! The #DrupalCoffeeExchange #Drupal #DCASVL26

DrupalCoffeeExchange@drupalcoffee.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Next up for the #Drupal Coffee Exchange is @drupalasheville.com Trade beans, make friends, avoid feeding the bears Saturday July 11 during the afternoon coffee break!! Register for camp today!

In the commercials I notice some people wake to the smell of fresh coffee brewing, I wake to the smell of my cat's ass as he sits on my face.

Come home yesterday, the neighbor down the block appears to be walking around his car with a chainsaw. I'm all "WhatTheActualFUck?" Until I notice it's a leaf blower. I feel this says a lot about me and my last eye exam.

I am offering free, thats right FREE, shoveling lessons. Come on over, but hurry, they're free to only the first 6 people who walk thru the door!!

Somebody will not stop crying, fussing and clomping around about how they don't want to take a shower and I wish I would just quit moaning and jump in already.

Oh!! Good reminder, I need to get my beans for @midcamp.org !! #Drupal #CoffeeExchange

DrupalCoffeeExchange@drupalcoffee.bsky.social · 4mo ago

MidCamp Coffee Exchange is back. Bring a bag of coffee, swap with another Drupal human, and leave with something delightful. Think community bonding, but with beans instead of Malört. Which is probably best for everyone. Wed, May 13 12:45pm in 314A www.midcamp.org/events/2026/... #MidCamp #Drupal

I don't give a crap about what Rihanna wore to the Met Gala. I give a crap that my rights are dissolving before my eyes.

I have been walking around with the same dress on and clips in my hair for two days… Here's my number, so call me lazy.

Whenever I start to feel down about my accomplishments (or lack thereof, I remember the dozens of children and old people I've helped step on and off toilets that were too tall or too short for them. Genuinely, I'm a champion.

Yoga class is all about opening the lines of communication between the body and mind. For example, I did some yoga yesterday and my abs, butt, and thighs are telling my mind to fuck off and let them alone.

Note to self... Speaking only in 'Clerks' quotes for a morning is lost on my co-workers.

I'm heading to D.C. for work this year and the kid wants a souvenir when I get back. Maybe it'll be an impeachment.

Is it just me, or do microsoft products and cursing go hand in hand??

Bring beans. Skip the Malört. Drupal Coffee Exchange Wed, March 25 at 9am Salon B – BoF #3 #DrupalCoffeeExchange #DrupalConChicago #Drupal

I just texted my mom and put the phone to my ear waiting for her to respond. And this was one of the smartest things I did so far this morning.

People I hate while trying to pull into the gas station. Everybody. I hate everybody while trying to pull into the gas station.

I just put on perfume to record a podcast. I either have had too much coffee... or not enough

Morning reminder: A11yTalks premieres today at noon ET! We’re sharing a quick look at our milestones + 2026 roadmap, then taking questions from “The Oracle of Inclusion” (an AI prompt generator). Hope you can join us. youtu.be/s3zFZAd1U6M #accessibility #a11y #A11yTalks

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Once in awhile you get shone the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right. Sometimes in the case of those cars that have the LED lamps, The lights shine so bright in your eyes it doesn’t matter which way you look at it, you’re blind.

its time to harvest the crust from your eyes....

What happens when the last thing you listen to before going to bed is one of your favorite bands? You dream that AFI is doing a small surprise show at the ale house you frequent. Then you wake up and you’re sad because it was all a lie. And now you have no purpose in your day.

I found $3 in change in the bottom of my purse and my first thought was, "Rad! Now I can buy a battery for my geocaching GPS." Because the Nerd Life can be dazzling as shit.

Me: Why the hell can I never find a damn lighter?! *pulls clothes out of the washer, finds 17 lighters, 10 wet receipts, granola bars I forgot about and Jimmy Hoffa

Yesterday I spent 5 min waiting for the cold water to heat up in the shower. #IAmTheReasonCaliforniaIsInDrought

I am continually amazed that I have grown beings inside my body, and that I am responsible for the care and management of said beings, yet I lose my mug of coffee 291 times a day.

To follow up on my last post, just to be clear. Under no circumstances do I want to see your rash.

volkswagenchick@volkswagenchick.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Why? Why do people think because I’m a nurse I want to see their rash?