Retired? Moi? Oh yes, so I am 🛋️ 📖 😊

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Aries: Dress for the job you want. So put those sweatpants back on and lay on the couch, you recluse.

Missed me? Well it was you who chose to leave Twitter remember #landofgrotty #notanlines

#Gonkmas (thank you for the # @wonkybloke.bsky.social )

Burying my mum today 💔

Have one of you lot broke Twitter?!

Snippet from a YouTube video: Kinky people are basically just geeks with scarier toys.

This account….. smells of Chlorine Dioxide & Alien Goddess

Mrs MoonCakes.@helsmels.bsky.social · last yr.

This account…. Smells of soil and Pomegranate Noir.

In perpetuity

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · last yr.

Aries: If you had a chance to do it all over again, you’d make the same fucked up choices.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand Hull Fair has started ( @janusxuk.bsky.social can DM for context, if needed)

A Valiant Tart (@janusxuk.bsky.social)

Engineering: Wizardry with hammers. Our spells are cast in concrete and said in Anglo Saxon. Likes a pie. He/Him/OyYou mainly, but sometimes She/Her/Ms. Recently described as, and here I quote dire...

janusxuk.bsky.social

A Valiant Tart@janusxuk.bsky.social · last yr.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand Found the 10mm socket.

Jeezus Christ. You know I’ll be asleep by then!! 💤

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · last yr.

Aries: The Virgos suspect nothing. We attack at midnight.

My lovely #Filipino colleague? She’s a silly goose. I could sell tickets! 🥪

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · last yr.

Aries: We’re not going to sugar-coat this, you’re going to have to fight a goose for your lunch this week.

I’m glad, when they do this age verification thing, and they ‘estimate your age’ they don’t share that number with you… 👵🏼 #scary

You lot still here then?

Have one of you lot broke Twitter?!

Somehow, I don’t even doubt it.

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Aries: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.

New frock 💙

I’ve just been bobsleighing. Killed 17 Bobs

Hey Ken! Wanna play dollies again? @kenvonduck.bsky.social

Never touch the stuff ☕️

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Aries: No one will talk to you after you’ve had your coffee either.

Whoa Black Betty

a cartoon sheep wearing sunglasses is sitting on a chair drinking a drink

Alt: Leg of lamb.

media.tenor.com

Recreate this #ReacreateThis #Reacreations Festive edition 🎄

A Man Called Alice 🏳️‍🌈@amancalledalice.bsky.social · 2y ago

Christmas present...

Have I got to ‘festive up’ over here too? 🤶

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like… In my younger years, with 80s big hair, Stevie Nicks Older, with short hair, Jane Torvill

Mrs MoonCakes.@helsmels.bsky.social · 2y ago

Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like… Maxine Peake.

Kerching!

#SkyStats @blancogogo.bsky.social

Well if #AnnoyingColleague (one for the Twits there) gets in my face… 🔪

i n f i n i t e // e n i g m a@chromedacesar.bsky.social · 2y ago

Whichever two words you land on is in store for you in 2025

*implodes*

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2y ago

Aries: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll die from cosmic radiation halfway there.

Drop something blue from your gallery 💙 (that’s what we do here, it seems)

M1st3rBurns@m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 2y ago

Drop something blue from your gallery.💙 🦋🦋

Bum is currently going viral on the place you all hate I’d show you lot, but they’d only slap a warning label on it Oh well

In honour* of RFK Jr. being named head of HHS, what is the absolute worst possible cabinet position you could be asked to hold? I’d be Secretary of Enforced Modesty in the Over 50s (women only, natch)

M1st3rBurns@m1st3rburns.bsky.social · 2y ago

In honour* of RFK Jr. being named head of HHS, what is the absolute worst possible cabinet position you could be asked to hold? I would be Secretary of Making Plans With Friends and Not Flaking Out. *I hated using the word "honour" in this post 🙃🙃