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Make sure they play Freebird at my funeral
Was watching the cold open on SNL.. 👀 and couldn’t help but wonder 🧐…if that was my old neighbor big leaguing us…former Penrose resident/Fleet Falcon Bike Bus alumni 👀
the very first livestream from @arlingtonva.us on YouTube is from a decade ago, is an panel about “diving into the digital world” eg livestreaming, Twitter handles etc etc About 2 minutes in, the Libster arrives late… blaming her tardiness on finding parking
WilsonBWilsonB@ignorantelle.bsky.social · yesterdayJust saw a tiktok of someone bitching about the parking at traders joes in clarendon… checked their account and they live above the &pizza in Ballston 🤡 Worse was the comments suggesting to drive to Bailey’s Crossroads or Springfield 🤯
Just saw a tiktok of someone bitching about the parking at traders joes in clarendon… checked their account and they live above the &pizza in Ballston 🤡 Worse was the comments suggesting to drive to Bailey’s Crossroads or Springfield 🤯
Hand to god ✋ if a chubby guy in a reflective vest carrying a long gun starts charging at me… I’ll just pull my gun out and shoot him
Indiana Jones Indy
ALT: Indiana Jones Indy
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I’d do anything for vehicles to come to a complete stop at stop signs
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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️@jgbollard.bsky.social · 3d agoSaw my first cybercab in DC. Could tell it was running autonomously, since it came to a complete stop at every stop sign.
Say to me “Trump is still your president” does not lower your gas prices 🤡
Hey @arlingtonva.us @arlingtondes.bsky.social remember when yall tried to defame me by lying publicly stating i drilled holes into the utility poles to post up the fake bricks (a grudge, i will and always hold) Wel Flock actually drilled holes into dozens of utility poles… soooooo 🤬
I’d do anything for vehicles to come to a complete stop at stop signs
Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️@jgbollard.bsky.social · 3d agoSaw my first cybercab in DC. Could tell it was running autonomously, since it came to a complete stop at every stop sign.
Making the rounds to map out a perfect Halloween bike bus tour 🎃
Fun fact: in Maryland, to get yours driver’s license, all you need to do is show them your flag tattoo
Prolly one of the funniest bits of lore is, my local online antagonist hater, not only follows some of my sock accounts on social media, he also interacts with my sock account in the arlnow comments ☠️ Seriously one the dumbest POS ive ever unfortunately interacted with in Arlington 😆
As a born and bred Marylander all of this sucks … except putting the Sphere across the river from all those snobby ass Alexandrites 💯
Governor Wes Moore@govwesmoore.bsky.social · 5d ago$3.7 BILLION in investment. 14,000 jobs. Welcome to Baltimore County, Anduril!
I upload my photos to Getty Images for stock sales and I would like to be an editorial photographer for them. Sadly, I think they are saturated in the DC area. But I personally was in Getty Images back in 2011! www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
Jason Gooljar, of Arlington, Virginia, speaks to a reporter about...
Jason Gooljar, of Arlington, Virginia, speaks to a reporter about organizing a vigil through Twitter and Facebook before the vigil on Capitol Hill January 8, 2011 in Washington, DC. The group...
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What if we all made the happy hour at Ledo Pizza on the Pike our third space 😮
“Hey babe, let’s go to the Peruvian combo Ethiopian combo Salvadoran Restaurant…. “ “Only one can swing by the Asian combo Latino Market on the way out”
I feel I need to show face only if it’s to rant about my (one of two) grammar Nazi stances 🤷♂️ Though in 2nd editions on the title is stylized with numerals
Takis Karantonis@takiskarantonis.bsky.social · 6d agoDoes almost everything feel "Orwellian" today? At the very least in terms of ongoing relevance, George Orwell's prescient dystopian masterpiece "1984" is the most influential work of fiction of the 20th Cent. I am honored to lead a Community Discussion on it: arlingtonva.libcal.com/event/17098873
In honor of James Bakker, here’s the time I burned a photo of Pam Bondi
That time I burned a picture of Pam Bondi. For reasons
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Metro Hair Stalker aka Bryan Betancur at bail review yesterday was DENIED 🙅♂️ Being as he has bench warrants for the same crime in DC along with another two ✌️ other crimes… whenever he’s finished imprisonment in VA, he will immediately be shipped back to DC 🤡
Yeah, I'd love to pedestrianize the R-B corridor, converting some roads to two-way cycle tracks & the other roads to two-way vehicle traffic. I did a basic feasibility study on this for a class last year. I am wanting to take the time to make it a proper study & present it to Arlington county board.
🤞 manifesting 🤞 manifesting 🤞 manifesting
Theo in Arlington@adamtheo.com · 7d agoYeah, I'd love to pedestrianize the R-B corridor, converting some roads to two-way cycle tracks & the other roads to two-way vehicle traffic. I did a basic feasibility study on this for a class last year. I am wanting to take the time to make it a proper study & present it to Arlington county board.
Fun fcat: my granddad was a milkman, and had never seen a cow until he joined the service Circa: 1940s, Marine Barracks, Washington DC
Hey @adamtheo.com what if we pedestrianized-with accompanying bike track-one way and made the other way two way vehicles 🤷♂️
Undead Slacquer@slacquer.bsky.social · last wk.What's the protected bike lane etiquette in #arlingtonva? Encountered two people going the wrong way on Wilson in a quarter-mile span. Was annoyed because I rode to Clarendon for my trip out; don't want to be That Guy. Is it cool to use the bike lane going the wrong way as long as you yield?
How they parked their cars back in the ‘50s is how i dock my bike in 2026
