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Been getting into online gaming again lately, and responding to every racist outburst by respectfully asking them if they're schizophrenic. I don't know if that's problematic or stigmatizing or whatever. But I've been surprised at how frequently it shuts them up.

Cave deaths are proof that middle class Americans are affected by Island Syndrome, where a safe, comfortable environment atrophies your survival skills. They call it "white people shit" for a reason. It's not the cave diving itself. I know working class cave divers to whom this would never happen.

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Finally playing MGS4, the Kojima game that actually justifies the accusations of cutscene heaviness. People who levy that accusation at cutscene-light games like MGSV and Death Stranding don't have one opinion of their own. They think Die Hard is a Christmas movie and all Tarantino does is steal.

"You won't do it pig. You won't shoot. Murder is against the law" Cobra has been stabbing people in the back and burning them alive this whole movie. It's incredible how little of a debate there is to be had by this point If Samuel Beckett kept making movies, he would have eventually written Cobra

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A few years ago I felt like the odd man out being dismissive of Christopher Nolan, who I think makes middlebrow movies for intellectual featherweights. Now I'm getting agreement wherever I go to shit-talk him. I think the influx of Zoomer film buffs is what's soured the consensus on him.

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"I didn’t really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America" As it turns out, it's actually quite easy to beat empathy into people. That's why they teach us to turn the other cheek. Institutionalized cruelty depends on the support of dickless chickenhawks.

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OJ was a Boomer, the I Hate My Wife generation. Lindsay Clancy is a Millennial, the I Hate My Kids generation. I don't think Millennials kill their kids more than any other generation, but it's hard to imagine any other living generation responding to this trial like Millennials have.

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Millennials take the Trump era so hard because we missed out on the 1970s. It's not just this or that financial crisis that feels comparable, it's the general culture of misery and resentment and the resurgence of bigotry that we thought we'd spent the last few decades squashing.

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Yeah GamerGate ruined the country and the world but as a trivial inconsequential observation, gaming journalists actually don't really play video games. Not that I would want to vote a pedophile cannibal into office over it or anything.

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"We have used generative AI to assist in producing some imagery that appears briefly during-" Man fuck you. I'm gonna cut your dick off and feed it to you. There are artists who would do it for a dollar just to be in a movie and get a credit to their name.

You hate Jenji Kohan because she's a Zionist. I hate her because her whole career is co-opting minority stories and putting a suburban white woman in them. We are not the sam- well, no, actually there's a lot of overlap here.

Antoine Fuqua is a genius. Equalizer 3, the badguy's mansion is full of nude statues. The genitals tastefully cropped... at first. Then Denzel starts closing in on the big boss, terrorizing him, and we see more and more of those shriveled Greek dicks and balls until our screen is full of them.

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They can kinda get lost in the mix of prestige actor driven studio action movies, but the Equalizer trilogy has some stuff to it, thematically and stylistically The final action scenes are mini slasher movies, with gimmicked kills are themed after novel settings like hardware stores or harbor towns

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Everything Rockstar does makes sense when you consider that they're a shareholder-first company. Only releasing trailers when stocks take a dip. Excessive takedowns of leakers. It looks like bad marketing, bad PR, but it puts a smile on the face of rich assholes who don't play video games.

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