Probably a bad idea tae have the lockers at the gym be mixed size. Tend tae accidentally smother the occasional guy...
Argyle
@harrdhorseart.bsky.social
I'm honse. Arty fella. 🎨 Scottish. 🏴 30's/Male, 18+ 🔞Minors DNI. Gay. He/Himbo Your Daddy calls me Daddy.
"Are you hungry?" is a stupid question. The answer is yes, always. If you have food, gimme it. I'm a horse.
Wee sketch from a few years ago. I was a lot more shredded back in the day. Didnae have the beer belly I have now.
Got a new VR headset yesterday. Quest 3 baybee! (Thought it was time to upgrade since I crushed my Quest 2 with my big meaty mitts... 😢)
Look at this wonderful gift art from a lovely little lion. Hope you've got your fare ready. This bus only goes one way...
LeonHeart54115@leonheart54115.bsky.social · 3w ago#vore #cockvore #horsecock #macro Gift for @harrdhorseart.bsky.social Where is the bus ? Oh here he is ! It's the new bus driver, the passengers have to climb inside his massive cock and get comfy inside his balls But there is a good chance you'll miss all the next bus stop
When I play #Pathfinder, roomy dungeons built for humans become cramped crawl spaces for certain Huge sized barbarians. I must have sat on the poor little wizard at least twice trying to squeeze through these tight corridors...
Sometimes, ya gotta just sit and collect yer thoughts first thing in the mornin'. Helps to have a quiet roommate.
www.furaffinity.net/view/66346194/ If you guys like READING about my horny horse hijinks, feast your eyes on this lewd wee gift penned by the lovely @cptmcsausage.bsky.social. Glad to be included in the Ianto-verse! (Ignore my bare FA account I'll post stuff there at some point. Probably. Maybe.)
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“So -you’re- the annoyin’ wee piece of toe-jam that keeps stealin’ ma food. Wonder how long you’ll last gurglin’ on my foot stank before you go squish...”
"Psst." "Hi, I'm Fleck! I sneaked onto Argyle's big glowing rectangle while he was sleeping to say hello! I live on one of his eyelashes along with the rest of my village. We tend to keep to ourselves, it's pretty scary out there for a Demodexian..." "I should go before he wakes up! Bye!"
Just belched and the dudes that work the Richter Scale gave me a call. My bad...
Sometimes, I pick up a wee hitchiker here and there without even knowin' it. I don't mind. Just a bit of a tickle. Better hold on tight though...
Woke up to find you stuck to my big sweaty body, peeling off and landing in the huge crater in the mattress shaped like me, still warm from my body heat, reeking of my man-stink, half conscious and aching nicely after you sneaked into my bed last night and I accidentally rolled over on top of you.
Sometimes, nice to just yoink your pals up from whatever they're doin' and smooch the living daylights outta 'em.
Wonder how many cute wee squirmers I can gulp down in one throb... I should really keep better track of who I feed to my cock.
What's the source of my growth powers? You didnae ask? Well I'll tell you anyhow. While I was in prison (turns out, no' really a prison, but a front for a military blacksite) some shady government boffins cottoned on to how naturally big I was and decided to try and turn me into a weapon. Pricks.
I noticed that I recently passed 3k followers. (Insane) Then I thought, if each of the folk following me equaled 1 foot of height, how big would that be? Well, here it is visualised with the Burj Khalifa as reference...
Slink has always been the overzealous type, but he realized this one might be more than he could handle when the poison he relied on only served as a drug for the big horse. @harrdhorseart.bsky.social
And here I was, thinking I was being subtle about it <///<; Argyle (@harrdhorseart.bsky.social) doesn't seem like one to mince words~
Nifty thing I got delivered last night. A necklace about the price of a nice swiss watch cozz'a all the fiddly wee mechanical bits. I'm always losing my tinies all over the place, at least this way I'll know exactly where my little pals are when I want em...
Happy Birthday @silverscarf.bsky.social, I'd give you this wee doodle as a pressie if I could find where I left you...
Sketches of @harrdhorseart.bsky.social's Argyle, as I wanted to practice illustrate a horse's expressions. The giant fella is just so darn charming.💦 I'm a simple dog. I see a handsome farm animal, and I gotta doodle 'em.💦 #CruxLoArt #Art #Horse #Furry #Macro #MacroFur #Macrofurry #Macrophile
Be careful how you go to sleep guys, if you sleep with a boner like that you get curious foxes sucking and rubbing your dick while you sleep (little something feat. @harrdhorseart.bsky.social 🐴💖💦)