"you want me so bad it makes you look stupid -- or do you always look like that?" power bottom goat imp is up for adoption!! gonna do a 24-hour auction, SB is 75~ no AB in mind but feel free to make me an offer in DMs!
Were-eth
@thatmangareth.bsky.social
Librarian | He/Him | Married | 18+ only
Not me, going through and blocking all of my followers I feel like are bots.
Simpsons: Barney & Homer's Purge Time Kick Out
ALT: Simpsons: Barney & Homer's Purge Time Kick Out
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Algorithm decided to introduce me to the Wordle furries, which was a demographic I never considered.
Fight Club is just Americanized/Manosphere V for Vendetta. I will not be taking questions.
I got to bully Mascot a lil while they are still locked up. Hopefully they can open their mouth wide enough to get the knot back out. Art by @abigrock.bsky.social
Everyone is at dick sucking height when Lucario breaks your kneecaps. Artsy doodle by @abigrock.bsky.social. Go buy their art!!!
Coworker to me: “You can’t have a baby face with your bald spot.” I’ve never been more injured in my life.
Absolutely frigid take, but if you’re a racist and sexist piece of shit you deserve to lose your job.
Great doodle of my imp. Both character and doodle come from @abigrock.bsky.social!
Who the fuck needs a weighted blanket to sleep when you have a fat ass cat that’ll paw the back of your phone until you put it on your chest so she can lay on it? She won’t do it unless I put my phone on my chest specifically.
I hope you know that the art of everyone I follow is turned into personal stickers that I send to my wife as reaction images.
I have officially been at my Library long enough that people called out my IRL name while I was walking in the parade today.
Joel Dommett Im Famous
ALT: Joel Dommett Im Famous
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I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of getting Advanced Reading Copies (basically book review copies) and now I’ve gotten myself a backlog of novels to review that I’d love to finish before they publish.
For those of you who don’t know, IRL me is as hairy as Gareth or hairier. I made the mistake of wearing a white polo to work and you can very clearly see my happy trail and it continuing all the way up my chest to my neck.
Tomodachi Life Update: Ms. Frizzle and Saitama, my and my wife’s Miis, and Princess Bubblegum and Marceline, have all had children. PB and Marcie’s is my favorite. Their name is Licorice Black. Shaggy and Link dating. Zelda’s crushing on Mothman. Atom Eve crushes on Link even though Mark LIVES HERE
The number of patrons upset that the Summer Reading theme this year is “Unearth a Story” and not the 250th anniversary of United States is astounding. We’re here to promote literacy, not patriotism.
Wife: “Fluttershy is the element of kindness.” Me: “I thought her thing was photography?” Wife: “Where the hell did you get that from?” Me: “Oh shit, I was thinking Shutterfly.”
I’m always so well prepared, I’d make a great survivalist. Now, if only I actually enjoyed being outdoors.
I’ve never had to correct a dream before. I got bit by a python in my dream and I was like “oh I’ll be fine, they’re non-venomous” my dream tried really hard to convince me that they were in-fact venomous to the point I actually woke up and I checked on Google to prove it wrong.
The only flaw with Tomodachi Life is that I want to do multiple islands on my profile. I want an island of Cryptids, I want an island of my friends, I want an island of historical figures. Yes 70 mii’s is probably enough to do them all together but I don’t necessarily want Mothman to fuck my wife.
If you honk at me for waiting 3-5 seconds before making a right on red, I will absolutely be parking my ass and not make that turn until the light is green now.
You know, I’m usually not good at creative builds games. The problem is, Pokopia is full of cuties that I want (at least with most of them) to keep happy. I’m literally over here paving roads so Riolu can explore the world as he wishes.
It’s been a rough couple weeks, but a friend told me something very heartfelt and genuine and it made me feel better.