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“ I’m not angry at you. “ He sighs clearly fed up, he had some morals, he wasn’t going to hurt some random kid even if he didn’t see her as someone alive. Unless she gave him a reason too, of course. “ Calm down, nothing is going to happen to you. “
LIZZIE@angelic-undead.bsky.social · last wk.the fish candy was still pulled gently between small digits. she was still trying to keep her gaze lowered. her voice was quiet. "i made you angry. i don't want to get yelled at. . . i don't want to get hurt," the child reluctantly confessed.
“ Wowww…how original, all of you want the same thing when it comes to me, shocker. “
ʙᴇᴛʜ sᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ@thespacehalf.bsky.social · last wk.“I want you to go away. I hear the blender dimension is really nice this time of year!”
“ Uhuh, great. “ He did not care at all, he sounded more bored if anything. “ You want a medal or something? “
ʙᴇᴛʜ sᴀɴᴄʜᴇᴢ@thespacehalf.bsky.social · last wk.“Let’s see. Saved the galaxy a bunch, helped stopped an invasion of Earth, actually keep Rick held to account. Oh! And I helped to fend off weird void demon things that tried to kill our family after SOMEONE tore open a huge fucking hole in all of reality.” She seemed pretty happy with herself.
He just stood, confused he didn’t understand what she was even apologising for. “ Why are you even apologising? “
LIZZIE@angelic-undead.bsky.social · last wk.the vivid memory of evil morty harming morty flickered across her programming. the child wouldn't look up at him, instead focused on turning the red fish shaped candy in her fingers. lizzie's mouth was set in a thin line. ". . . . . i'm sorry," she whispered, shoulders hunched.
” … “ He sighed, he can’t believe he was talking to a child. The portal closed behind him as he turned back to look at her. “ I hate everyone, it’s nothing personal unless you make it personal. Now stop whining. “
LIZZIE@angelic-undead.bsky.social · last wk.a hurt expression formed. lizzie lowered her head, yellow hue pained. the empty socket remained wide open and leaking wires. "why do you hate me," she asked quietly, not really making eye contact. "I'm sorry. If I made you angry. I don't mean to."
He turns back, looking incredibly unamused. “ This is a waste of my time… “ He mumbles, turning back and opening a portal he planned to step through. “ No. No I don’t, not stop bothering me. “
LIZZIE@angelic-undead.bsky.social · last wk.the child lapses into silence. she thinks for a brief moment. despite being nervous, lizzie reached a hand out in his direction. "i'm sorry. would you like to watch tv with me? i was going to watch peppa pig."
He just glares at her, he isn’t going to play along with this. He shakes his head in disapproval before turning to leave. “ I’m not playing your stupid games. “
LIZZIE@angelic-undead.bsky.social · last wk.his reluctance only prompted a shy little smile. the corpse cyborg gently took the gummy fish back, holding it in her palm and tilting her head so her one good eye could look at it. "new friend fishy says hello," she replied softly, turning to evil morty and awaiting his response.
He’s just staring at her in silence, not really sure has to why she’s doing this. “ No. “ He pushes it back over to her, his hand firm.
LIZZIE@angelic-undead.bsky.social · last wk.slowly pushing a gummy fish towards @mortyevil.bsky.social from across the table. lizzie can't really eat, so she's sharing her candy with evil morty.
“ Uhuh, that’s great, you want a medal? “ He pulled out a packet of cigarettes, taking one out and lighting it from his ring finger which doubled as a lighter. “ I’m ‘a’ Morty, but there are millions and billions of us. “ He places the cigarette into his mouth and takes a long drag.
˗ˏˋ 𝑳𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐀 ´ˎ˗@dreamsoftech.bsky.social · last wk.Unbothered , Lulla flicks off a few droplets of soap to the ground like one would ash . A thoughtful gaze was given to him from her eye . “ Exactly . I may not know what a Morty is , but I am very well versed in many other areas . I am the best of my kind . ”
“ God I HATE you… “ He mumbled, before glancing back briefly letting out a small scoff that turned into a bitter laugh. “ What a happy family. “ He spoke in a heavily sarcastic tone mockingly. He pulled out his portal gun, intending to leave Morty in the mess he’d made for himself now.
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk.morty wanted to lunge at evil morty. wanted to claw at his last remaining eye and bloody the carpet further. what stopped him and forced him to relax was the sobbing coming from the terrified child. he quickly rushed to lizzie's side, realizing she only had one eye now. --
“ Anyone can know an extreme amount about one specific thing, within reason. How much someone does know in general is more impressive. “ He didn’t look impressed by at bubbles more so giving a look of distaste, he think it was childish.
˗ˏˋ 𝑳𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐀 ´ˎ˗@dreamsoftech.bsky.social · last wk.“ do you measure intelligence on not knowing one thing , or how much someone does know .ᐣ ” She's pulling out what looks like a cigarette . Only she didn't light it , and as it dramatically hit her lips bubbles came floating from the end .
Evil Morty continued despite all the pushing and pleading, five, six, seven punches until eventually he stopped. He was breathing heavily on top of the other his fists bloody before getting up and moving away from him. He didn’t care what happened or who saw what or who he hurt, scared. +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."HEY-- HEY!! ow-- QUIT IT. what the HELL is your problem?! you're -- you're being a PIECE OF SHIT. that's the last time i try to reason with you!!" morty suddenly glanced at lizzie, who was now wide awake and clutching her hands together. the child quickly got up, trying to get between them. --
“ Are you stupid or something? “
˗ˏˋ 𝑳𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐀 ´ˎ˗@dreamsoftech.bsky.social · last wk.“ what the heck is a Morty . ”
Each word Morty associated him only seemed to make his eye twitch, he clenched his fist clearly getting pissed off. He didn’t care who or what was in the room, he didn’t care at all. “ Sad? “ He didn’t want, didn’t like pity he didn’t to seem like some sad charity case. +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."i wish i could reach you, man. . . . you don't /have/ to live like this. alone and miserable. you /could/ just -- just be a normal teenager and -- and do stupid shit. you're like a wall or something. . . it's /sad/," morty muttered, lifting his hand and turning his back to lizzie. --
“ We’re not friends. We’re not anything. “ Evil Morty folded his arms and just observed the pathetic scene in front of him, he considered killing them or at least attempting to, but decided against it. No point if Rick wasn’t here to watch. “ I don’t need friends, you’re no different from +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk.swiping the blood out from underneath his nose, eyes narrowed. the teen watched angrily. morty knew his reaction could still escalate the precarious situation. "look. the invite will always be there. I know you -- you like being alone. I get that, but you could be a friend instead of an enemy. --
“ Oh yeah, I’m so sure. “ A pause. “ You’re used to people being afraid of you, huh? “ His tone flat, uncaring.
ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ@psycholoomis.bsky.social · last wk.A scoff, and Billy rolls his eyes. "Yeah, right. Keep talkin to me like that and we'll see what happens."
“ She’s a reanimated corpse with memories you cherry picked for her. “ Evil Morty watched the blood trickle from Morty’s nose, getting a small sense of satisfaction from it. “ Right, bold of you to assume I’d want that in the first place. “ He was used to being alone, especially after +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."maybe, if you weren't such a dick, i'd let you hang out with us," morty said through clenched teeth. something about him wanted to extend another olive branch to the evil version of himself. they could get along if they really tried.
“ Shut up. You act like I’m emotionless. “ He rolled his eye. “ You don’t seem like the type to actually stand your ground, yet you’ve actually manned up a couple times. “ “ People can change. “
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."it's weird. you don't really seem like the laughing type. but -- but it is nice to hear it. don't let that comment get to your head. I -- I'm never gonna say it again," he replied with a huff, crossing his arms.
Evil Morty rolled his eyes and backed away from the door, moving away from her room. “ Yeah, sure alright. “ His tone was flat, almost sarcastic but he wasn’t going to argue, no point in doing so. He could tell Morty the hard facts over and over and he still wouldn’t listen. +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."she's asleep so we need to keep our voices down. I don't want her to wake up again. I don't care if -- if you think she is meaningless. lizzie means something to me. i'll -- I'll keep her alive again." he turned to glance at lizzie. making sure she was still asleep.
Evil Morty backed off taking one last drag, before tossing the cigarette on the floor and crushing it with his shoe. “ I do, yes, I thought the laughter would give that away. “
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."I don't like the smoke in my face. I hate it. don't do that shit, man," he muttered, looking confused and amused by the genuine laugh that managed to escape. "you -- you think it's funny?!"
Evil Morty stayed lingering in the doorway, listening in on the conversation though it was mainly filled with sniffles and sobs. He rolled his eyes and seemed to look actually disgusted by their exchange, in both words and affection. He didn’t say anything, he didn’t need to right now, +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk.lizzie's bright yellow hues illuminated part of the room and morty's face. morty crouched in front of her, eyes still widened as he attempted to console her. lizzie glanced at evil morty, her frame trembling as she recalled the confusing words exchanged between them. she had no idea she was dead. --
Evil Morty actually laughed, a genuine laugh or at least close to it. He stepped back and quickly stopped his laughter, a blank expression quickly falling back on his face again. “ What? Don’t like that? “
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."DUDE--" very exaggerated coughing and hacking up a LUNG. morty glared at evil morty. everything was just for dramatic effect though. morty didn't really like the smell of cigarette smoke. it made his eyes water.
He raises a brow and chuckles a little. “ Right…like you haven’t gotten high before, let alone drunk. “ He smirks purposefully taking a long drag from his cigarette, taking a step forward and blowing the smoke in Morty’s face.
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk."sh-- shut up!! you -- you're just -- you shouldn't be smoking, asshole. it's bad for you!!" of course he'd try to change the subject. morty really didn't want to acknowledge what evil morty was saying.
Evil Morty was furious that Morty even dared to lay a hand on him, but before he could do anything about it, the teen had already run off into the bedroom. He rolled his eyes and simply let his anger boil up. Brushing himself off from where he was grabbed. He walked over now leaning in the +
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk.morty quickly grabbed evil morty's arm. anger surged through his entire body. he tightened his grip and pushed evil morty in the opposite direction. "i can protect her just fine!! if you lay one finger on her, i'll make sure you pay for it!! y -- you're just being a jerk right now!!" --
“ You can’t even respond because you know I’m right. “ A pause. “ Don’t think I don’t notice. “ He smirks slightly, oh he just loves to be right.
morty c137@anxiousc137.bsky.social · last wk.lips part to respond. a shuddering breath as morty closed his mouth in a thin line. practically glaring at the evil version of himself. he crossed his arms and purposefully avoided eye contact. "whatever. .. . . whatever, man!! i -- i don't need this from you right now!! it's my life."