I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
Nothing sucks worse then when your asshole is itchy as fuck and the only when to itch it is to fart
watch the spiral on my throw!! watch the spiral on my throw!! watch the spiral on my throw!! watch the spiral on my!! watch the spiral on my!! watch the spiral on my!! watch the spiral on!! watch the spiral on!! watch the spiral on!! watch the spiral!! watch the spiral!! watch the spiral!! watch the
when I realize it all did actually happen to me and it's not just a story I tell others
what i'm learning is that they should all be upside down for maximum collector value
I will give up my first and second born child for this
hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress@hcnone.bsky.social · 3mo agoi accidentally drew this one on the disc upside down 🙃
I will give my entire life savings for this disc please @hcnone.bsky.social I'm begging you
hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress@hcnone.bsky.social · 3mo agoi accidentally drew this one on the disc upside down 🙃
Meeting up with your long distance partner and then coming home and having to get used to not being able to hold them whenever you want again is so hard I am a very physically affectionate person and I miss my wifey
MET UP WITH WIFE omg I love her so much she's watching me type this I am so happy I don't know what to say I'm going to let her take over: "im jorking it silly style
They call me... No they don't. I don't get called. I get summoned
"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!" "This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!" *Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind* "Sir, please, you can't do this!" The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."