A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h ago

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."

Dudes from the Jax music scene still making good shit 25 yrs later. Sean’s been my favorite vocalist ever since Armchair Patriot and thee Imperial days. Fans of Hot Water Music/Flatliners check it out.

The Broncos should run this play

Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman

So the Braves have to decided to /fart noises

PCA is a little b.

One of our butternut squash split due to the heat. Chickens love it.

dumbass teens doing burnouts and donuts on our main road for the past two days. Clouds of rubber smoke drifting through our yard. They broke their truck and its now smoldering. Then the sherrif's showed up...

Jags UK&IE just sent out an email that says we’re wearing the Prowler throwbacks vs New England in week 3

Trevor to the Browns

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Nate Tice@natetice.bsky.social · yesterday

Week 1 (pre-MNF) early down SUPLEX rates! SUPLEX is combined Successful play rate + Explosive play rate (my simple and dirty way of a football version of OPS). 1st & 2nd downs only, outside the final 2 minutes of each half, garbage time removed. Top-right = good O/good D

Jaguars RT Cole Van Lanen was Jacksonville's highest rated offensive lineman versus the Cleveland Browns (75.5), narrowly edging out LT Anton Harrison (74.1) Back like he never left 💪

It's because sports posters almost unanimously are veterans of the forum wars. People who didn't come up through message boards are to a poster too hysterical.

Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 2d ago

I can’t help but notice that the people who cause the most trouble don’t seem to ever post about sports

2020 v 2026

Dog just decided to wake us up by throwing up. Still woke up a winner.

Laying out tomorrow’s outfit like it’s the first day of school

Yeah. This fucks. Might be my new favorite cut. Smoked and confit waygu beef cheeks. Dill potato salad.

Cade@sir-cade.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s about that time

Liam Coen has tied Gus Bradley with 14 career wins as Jaguars Head Coach. Gus - 62 games to get 14 wins Liam - 18 games to get 14 wins

Stroud you absolute buffon.

Texans may have legit gripe but fuck ‘em.

And it pays off.

Cade@sir-cade.bsky.social · 2d ago

Allen going full YOLO ball.

Allen going full YOLO ball.

Ok fine Braves. I was getting greedy.

Cheers Duval 🥂🍪

Gdi Dylan.

Fuck you. Jaguars win.

Jaguars opening the season with a 34-3 (and counting) win against the Browns makes it two straight “easy” wins. Last year 26-10 vs. Panthers They’re 16-15 in opening games. 5-4 in last decade before win today.

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Nick Mullens (scoreboard) is in the game in place of Trevor Lawrence.

Start pre heating the ovens

BELT. MEET. ASS.

Fuck. He’s down.