'On touching the trig point, I found my thrill To the east - Brokeback Mountain, to the west - Benny Hill I’ll give you the grid ref, you might like to go SO224350 Could this be heaven, would that be the Severn Twmpa, Twmpa, you’re gonna need a jumper... ' #HMHB
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New article: David Lloyd recalls his time as keyboardist in the 1980s #HMHB (subscription but not payment required). www.livpost.co.uk/i-was-nt-a-t...
I Was(n’t) a Teenage Pop Star
My time as a Half Man Half Biscuit
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Something for the weekend: Let's Not (properly this time...) #HMHB youtu.be/0ihDfTMi-H0?...
Let's Not
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit - Topic
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#MusicChallenge #Short&Quick Half Man Half Biscuit - Rogation Sunday's Here Again 1m 59s Thanks to @lagrume.bsky.social for hosting this excellent challenge ♥️ @hmhbinfo.bsky.social youtu.be/0WCndUF1-s8?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Rogation Sunday's Here Again! [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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'It sounds like a class rant But it's really because I am the landlord of the pub that gets the cemetery trade Me in the bell tower And blood on the quad' #HMHB
'Renfield's Afoot' live at The Assembly, Leamington, 24/07/18 #HMHB youtu.be/a-hNymS_Pws?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Renfield's Afoot (Batwalk etc) - The Assembly, Leamington, 27/4/18
YouTube video by Automorph
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Something for the weekend: I'm Getting Buried In The Morning #HMHB youtu.be/AQaWtG5zWFc?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - I’m Getting Buried In The Morning [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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'I stick me big nose in When I go out Sealed-off car park What's it all about? I like an altercation with a member of staff "That was a ten pound note!" #HMHB
'Telly Savalas is set to spearhead An Oi! revival down Whitechapel way' #HMHB
'Bob Wilson, Anchorman' opening live at Neuadd Ogwen, Bethseda, (and greeting the crowd in Welsh) 4/4/25 youtu.be/vXzsQ-nyVYc?...
Bob Wilson Anchorman - Half Man Half Biscuit, live @ Neuadd Ogwen, Bethesda 04/04/2025
YouTube video by Simon Cunliffe
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Something for the weekend: Give Us Bubblewrap #HMHB youtu.be/-Fb2fGCaI6I?...
Give Us Bubblewrap
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit - Topic
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'We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye We’ve got grey and brown and black We’ve got stickers on guitars We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq We’ve got celibate lead singers We’ve got Sebadohs and Docs But what ain’t we got? We ain’t got mates' #HMHB
The Lyrics Project has a new update interview with Nigel on his health, the origins of Running Order Squabble Fest, his thoughts on the new Steve Hill fan book, and much, much more halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/im-doing-ok-...
“I’m doing OK thanks” – a Summer 2026 Nigel Blackwell update – The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project
There have been enquiries from fans about whether the elusive Nigel Blackwell is on track with his recovery after a minor routine op that had caused two gig cancellations. Our regular correspondent Ex...
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Something for the weekend: McCalliog and his Hens (his hens) #HMHB youtu.be/kME5VgkIgZU?...
Half Man Half Biscuit "McCalliog And His Hens"
YouTube video by Joe Ussher
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Street furniture on 'vintage' photo with poster promoting #HMHB Bradford gig - with thanks to Peter Holden via FB
'Dear Miss McVey It pains me to say The school choir was dull And the blame lies with you' #HMHB
Gorgeous new contribution to our collection of Half Man Half Biscuit gig tickets and posters – The Pavilion, Bath, just over 40 years ago. Lots more at halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/pre-2010-gig... #HMHB
'Well we both grew up in Eyam And strange as it may seem Neither of us thought we'd ever leave But the beak in Leek is weak And she's moved in so to speak With feaureless TV producer Steve' #HMHB
'I've never been any good at DIY "Do it yourself" would always be my reply Ah won't you come back there's just one last knot to tie..' #HMHB
Something for the weekend: Swerving the Checkatrade #HMHB youtu.be/T2xqT80uxIw?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Swerving the Checktrade [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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New Guardian top 20 football songs. In at No. 14 - Swerving the Checkatrade #HMHB www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
Sing when you’re winning: the 20 greatest songs about football – ranked!
As World Cup fever begins, we go beyond terrace chants and team anthems to look at footy-mad songwriting, from Cardiff rap to Zimbabwean rumbira ... and Rod Stewart
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Songs being prepared for the folk session later in the week include 'The King of Rome' and 'Trumpton Riots'. Then the internet reminds me that @hmhbinfo.bsky.social once did a fairly straight version of the King of Rome for a Peel session... youtu.be/JjzddQQLIv4?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - King of Rome
YouTube video by shykid8
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'The Trumpton Riots' on the Old Grey Whistle Test, 1986 #HMHB youtu.be/-i8CVoSs4is?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots (Whistle Test) 1986
YouTube video by Zero Swamp
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