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New information has been uncovered related to the fugitive lifeform known as "Dale Elliot" - a world-cruise living, ex-life guard grandpa who hopes you're just doing fine. The Intergalactic Bureau of Science reminds you that despite the platitudes, a SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT remains in effect!

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⚠️ SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: The Intergalactic Bureau of Science's SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT extends to Ralph Estarellas, a sci-fi scribe slash wife guy whose wife died. This fugitive organism is VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you have any information, immediately contact IBS! ⚠️

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The Intergalactic Bureau of Science's SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT is hereby updated to include Herb "The Worm" Quiggly: a young at heart storytelling grandpa who is losing the plot. If you encounter this fugitive life form, alert your planet's ISB surveillance post. SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION TERMINATED

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INCOMING SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: The Intergalactic Bureau of Science is issuing a SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT for the following fugitive life forms⚠️ These organisms are considered VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you see them please contact your planet's local IBS surveillance post immediately!

A purple background marked with stars is crowded by four silhouettes of dangerous lifeforms. If seen, report to the authorities immediately and disengage!