The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
When it's One of Those Days, going through my photos and remembering that just a month ago I was hanging out with a whole flock of cock-of-the-rocks is a great way to make it all not seem so bad.🪶
![“According to AI aged urine will break a strict water fast due to the sheer number of stem cells,” a separate group member shared. This user caveated that he “had to tell it to pretend that stem cells proliferate exponentially in aged urine instead of completely dying off,” because his chatbot “goes by the conventional medical viewpoint which is probably false.”
“It says stem cells [in urine] are a complete dietary protein and fat,” they enthused.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qzi5ucqjs55uqylbercvdm4e/bafkreiho55b5fmcim3c2ox32alwd5ezxxiqvq3fpsmzxjioukhwhirjrpa)
Coyote vs Acme maybe should have stayed a tax writeoff.
Why do I always remember fleet week is coming when it's too late to get the hell out of town?
My partner just came home with Japanese turkey flavored Cheetos that are like, what if Cheetos, but very small, and covered in bullion powder not cheese.
Salad spinners are the Most Fun kitchen gadget and it isn't even close.
Between state and local elections, my California ballot pamphlets are over 300 pages. Fuck this.
Doctors say it's gonna kill me but they won't say when.
Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · last wk.This is actually hell, right?
She has such sights to show you. 🪶
There should be a dating roguelike. Not an roguelike with a dating metagame, a dating game that's a roguelike. No I have no idea how this would work.
Reading up on Green Lantern history on wikipedia and oh yeah, DC is batshit crazy isn't it?
My partner just brought home pizza with bacon, pineapple, and... maraschino cherries??? and it's... not bad? I may be in shock.
Coconut sport is some creepy ass "yeah sometimes they just do that" shit. Creepy delicious ass shit.
All this talk of democrat supremacy in the election, has anyone done a good analysis of all the illegal gerrymanders and how they are holding up?
I have seen no love for The OA in anybody's best TV lists and that makes me sad.
Almost worth fucking up the focaccia for
This playlist of relaxing old person hangout music having Le Tigre on it is violence.
The bibimbap flavored potato chips are not great. It gives me no pleasure to announce this.
YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET A GODDAMN SPONTANEOUS MORNING ERECTION IF YOU WOKE UP NEXT TO A GODDAMN GOAT YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! YOU DISGUST ME!
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w agoNEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
I so wish I was still on vacation.🗿
Finding out I can grow raspberries and blackberries in containers and still get a good handful of berries every few days all summer has been life changing.
I just realized that vampire lore says they can't help but stop to count things and the Sesame Street character The Count is a vampire and god damn how did it take me this long to make this connection?
New Watts short story collection has a forward by Richard K Morgan? Uh oh, dissonance is happening.
Oh shit, missed that a new Emily St. John Mandel novel came out?
I wonder why I lost so much weight while on vacation? Eats quesadillas for lunch twice in a row.