The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
Why do hotels believe in creepy ass decorations?
Go to far away places, look at bones
This city has turkey vultures, not crows. Huge turkey vultures! 🪶
Just the other day I was thinking of the prom dress that people were so mad about being culturally appropriative.
Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰@urbanlandrent.bsky.social · last wk.We should highlight the funniest excesses. I still maintain Saira Rao starting a consultancy where she has dinner with white lib ladies and yelled at them to be my favorite part of woke 1. Her tweets were also awesome. Generational posting talent.
dropped my birds off at the boarders and holy shit it's so quiet
I've been in a two decade relationship with someone I'm not married to. We both have our reasons, and it's worked out well for us, but if someone else was going to do this I'd ask why they don't just get married, if anything just to save them a ton on taxes.
BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2w agowhat are things where your own experience and the view of what you think is good for most people vary wildly? For instance, I *hated* university and it was not at all interesting or useful to me intellectually, but am generally very encouraging of people going to university.
A whole pile of monarch butterflies in my garden!
Strangely invested in the random redditor who has spent the last week hunting down and finally catching their lost pet pigeon.
I've never used venmo. Something about it always annoyed me and I just make sure I have cash when I'm going to see friends.
John Self@john-self.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat mundane token of modern life have you never done? I’ve never had a takeaway delivered.
Is it good when 11 people just died at tourist attraction you were going to be at next week?
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Spicy broccoli rabe pesto, prosciutto, and fontina on grilled sourdough. Fuck man tartine is owned by some kind of scummy people, but that sandwich, god damn.
Food Republic@foodrepublic.bsky.social · 2w agoTell us what your pick is, and where people can find the best version. 🥪
Fuck, my place in the steam machine queue came up and now I need to decide if I actually want one.
Can't help but think this is an attempt to justify the Oct 7th murder spree.
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 3w ago
I'm choosing to believe he banishes evil spirits from cell phones.
Church of Civic Duty@alexflexnelson.bsky.social · 2w agoHe claims to have been forced to murder a man when he was 7 years old and does telephone exorcisms for a fee
Two grocery stores, both have tiny grapes (cause they didn't get watered a ton). One sells them as "natural" and charges a significant premium, the other sells them at half price because they cost them a lot less to buy since they are less desirable.
I need good fairly light fiction to read on a long plane ride. Nothing too stupid (fuck off Carl, I'm not interested in your Dungeons) but also nothing that's going to require me to actually think too hard.
My little girl is molting so hard she can't fly but keeps trying to and gets stuck on the floor without and even being able to make it back in the cage and she is so mad at gravity.
chocolate bone? are we seriously not doing phrasing anymore?
Sam (ABeardedPanda)@abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 3w agoChat, I think science has gone too far
Every time I listen to @jamellebouie.net my birds are completely fascinated in a way that's kind of jealous-making.
I've always wondered, does he shave his cheeks to really highlight the droopy dog look, or is that just how his beard grows?
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w agoBreaking News: Ross Douthat, The New York Times opinion columnist, is joining CBS News’s “60 Minutes” in one of the first major hires since Bari Weiss’s takeover.
The problem with getting holiday books a week or two before the holiday is I've already read most of them.