Bioxz

@bioxz.bsky.social

Not dead yet.

I find all the Prince Harry hate to be pretty ridiculous, but you're REALLY not helping your case when you say that Canada was too peaceful for you because you thrive off drama.

Article Headline: "Prince Harry says he was depressed for two weeks after moving to Canada."Article snippet: "It was as if I needed stress in order to get the adrenaline to make my brain function because I became useless around the house," he said "I actually slipped into depression for about 2 weeks."

Well, that only took two years. :P Been working on this Infinite Justice MG #Gunpla on-again off-again. Made SEVERAL mistakes, had to re-order some broken parts, hand-painted the armour plates redder, gave it a glossy finish. Forgive my hand, I'll have to work on making a decent posing space next.

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I tend to avoid energy drinks for obvious health reasons, but it's so fucking weird that prescription-grade medication does absolutely nothing for me, yet one can of Nos can very suddenly fix a bad mood for me.

The GFM is up now. With my mom in police custody & on ICE hold despite being in the US for nearly 3 decades, this puts me & my family in a very tough spot If you can, I ask y'all to send some love & support our way to help us fight for our mom's freedom from this unjust system. gofund.me/5506965b6

An image statement featuring my fursona, Choco, with a concerned expression (sticker made by @freddy1565.bsky.social), with a header reading "help us bring back our mom & stay afloat"

The description below reads, "yesterday, my mom was stopped by police, taken to jail, and has an ICE hold placed on her. Me and my family are hoping & praying for her release. She is the breadwinner of our family & we depend on her.

We need financial support to stay on top of bills & to help pay for any legal fees as we fight to bring our mom back home to us.

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/5506965b6"
ChocoMingo 🦩 #RaysUp@chocomingo.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hi everyone. I have some important & brutal news to share, a double-whammy at that. First, my mom was just detained by and I worry she may have an ICE hold. Physically, she is fine & I'll set up a GFM for her soon In the meantime, feel free to send support our way though Ko-fi ko-fi.com/chocomingo

Looks like we're going to need some new hires at work. Unfortunately, my boss tells me corporate is now mandating that all applicants have to do a preliminary interview with AI before they get to the stage where a human can look at their resume and begin considering them.

Oddities I've overheard so far today: "I'm so glad I've finally learned the current alphabet." "OW! Fuck, right in my left dick!" "That doesn't meet the definition of catricide. You'd have to kill at least two more cats" ... and it's not even noon.

Back at work after a 2 month recovery! Was welcomed back with a card and cupcakes. Jesus cupcakes. PATRIOTIC CANADIAN Jesus cupcakes!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🙏🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (Yeah, it's AI, but I take them in the spirit they were intended.)

Greeting card of some cute puppies, as well as one with Jesus and big honkin' Canadian flag.Cupcakes adorned with that same Canadian Jesus imagery.Close up.
Bioxz@bioxz.bsky.social · 4mo ago

In preparation for my surgery, one of my co-workers got me a lovely... Jesus credit card?🙏 ... I guess in case I die on the operating table and need to pay down some unredeemed sins at the pearly gates? 😇

Saw #CoyoteVsACME last night. If you don't count Roger Rabbit, this is easily the strongest Looney Tunes live action movie of the bunch. I also loved how Wile E's facial expressions were animated so fluidly and cartoonishly despite the cel shading. Inspired me to take a stab at drawing the guy.

Wile E Coyote laughing maniacally (via signpost) as lightning dramatically thunders in the background.

Cure for boredom If you're over 40 Step 1. Make drinks. You want to get pishnikered. Step 2 ... Just trust me on this. Watch #BillandTed's excellent adventure over again, Give it at least 10 minutes before you give up on it. I guarantee you'll start having a good time.

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It is controversial to think that... If there's this popular show/movie, and a small but vocal chunk of the audience completely misses the satire, the show SHOULDN'T be changed or dumbed down to make it more obvious and should still be written for the viewers who possess actual media literacy?

Joined my dad for breakfast with some of his lodge friends, and enjoyed the surreal experience of watching a bunch of gritty old men basically re-enacting Mean Girls by gossiping and bitching about everyone who wasn't there.

Gossipy bitches

As a child, I practically grew up riding in cars whose interiors were so saturated with cigarette aroma you could smell it before you even opened the door. Rode one of those for the first time in decades, and 10 minutes inside it was enough to give an allergy attack strong enough to wreck my day.

Your standard 80s car interior.

... This is probably going to be a huge mistake, but I've already made several while making this #Gunpla, so what's one more? Diving headfirst into brush-painting my Infinite Justice Gundam (with some parts already assembled) because I wanted the red parts redder. Let's see how I fuck this up.

Another potential mistake.

Name the most traumatic scene from a childhood movie: "The Nutcracker Prince" (1990). An otherwise child-friendly film suddenly climaxes with a snarling, bloodied and psychotic Mouse King about to murder Clara with a sword. ... I'm still too traumatized to jerk off to any rule 34 of him.

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Archie (Commissions closed)@boutporkintime.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Name the most traumatic scene from a childhood movie. Easy peasy. Cartoon shoe extrajudicially murdered by a sanctioned government official.