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The weirdest thing about attending a statistics conference at a furry convention hotel is I'm sat here trying to focus on understanding a talk about some complex mathematical theory and all I can think about is how much more fun it was to be here dressed as a giant animal

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A croissant on a white plate.
Riff@riffraccoon.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It's time for Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants It's 8 "Why is the keynote so early?"s out of 10 Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants

Being a tourist in Boston when you're British is weird, it's like no matter what attraction I go to everyone acts like we're the bad guys, it's frightfully rude tbh

Checking in for a statistics conference that's coincidentally at the ANE hotel and the check in guy was like "I see you've stayed with us before" and like obviously that's a totally normal thing the hotel computer told them but I still couldn't help imagining a sense of "we know what you really are"

One of the things that's easy to miss about disability is how much time it costs; like being blind already makes me slower at a million things and then on top of that you have stuff like this where it could trivially be accommodated online but instead you waste hours jumping through needless hoops

Riff@riffraccoon.bsky.social · 6d ago

2.5 hours on hold with Air Canada because they won't let you book a disability support person ticket online, three different agents, two rounds of choosing flights, spelling names, etc., then told "I need to call another department to confirm but they're too busy please call back another day" 🙃

2.5 hours on hold with Air Canada because they won't let you book a disability support person ticket online, three different agents, two rounds of choosing flights, spelling names, etc., then told "I need to call another department to confirm but they're too busy please call back another day" 🙃

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To celebrate capitalism I mean the World Cup I just had my first ever Happy Meal (you get a cool animal soccer toy thing and I love animals and soccer) and ngl that was an astounding quantity of food for the money and also an astounding quantity of food for a child

A bat plush in a soccer jersey.

Doing an expense claim and have discovered that my credit card statement abbreviates the American Statistical Association in such a way that it looks like I am a subscriber to a particularly niche adult magazine

Text reading AMERICAN STATISTICAL ASS

I finally have a ref sheet* and can at long last stop having to awkwardly explain in text my unreasonably strong opinions about what I think raccoons should look like whenever I commission art (*more like a Riff sheet amirite???) 🎨 raccoon thanks to @fosbat.art for their stellar work!

A Riff ref sheet, with specific notes about round ears, triangle muzzle, and no nose-to-muzzle line.

It's time for Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants It's 8 "Why is the keynote so early?"s out of 10 Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants

A croissant on a white plate.
Riff@riffraccoon.bsky.social · 4mo ago

It's time for Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants It's definitely in the upper croissant quintile Join me at my next statistics conference for the next exciting installment of Riff Reviews Statistics Conference Hotel Breakfast Buffet Croissants

Woke up to a mildly sinister email from a disgruntled author whose paper was rejected in peer review who has somehow decided I was reviewer #1 (I wasn't), so i can at least cross that one off the academia bingo card

Went to YTZ as part of Doors Open Toronto and while I was devastated to find literally no Porter merch I did learn YTZ has an official mascot called Billy the Flying Fox with a suspiciously good mascot costume

A Doors Open Toronto flyerA close up of the flyer showing their mascotBilly the Flying FoxA Porter welcome sign

Dear Bluesky I am looking for furry artists I may have missed with a toony/semi-toony style so if any of y'all have recommendations for furry artists I may have missed with a toony/semi-toony style please share I would be very raccoon grateful thank you