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Daniel Boris

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Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3m ago

An Apology for Jerome.

Three Panel Cartoon.
Panel 1: Former Fed Chairman Jerome Powell seen popping up behind Donald Trump. Powell smiling: “Hey! It’s Jerome Powell! The inspector general just cleared me of any criminal wrongdoing.”

Panel: 2:
Powell still smiling: “I guess you owe me an apology, huh?”

Panel 3:
Trump no longer present. Powel no longer smiling.
Powell: “I guess he’ll include it with my DOGE, Tariff, and Trump dividend checks…”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 10h ago

Oh, the Humiliation!

Republican Senator Eric Schmitt seen holding a large photo of the Hindenburg disaster. The words, “Republican Credibility” written on the exploding dirigible.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 21h ago

Jack Smith Responds.

Jack Smith seen calm and collected, wearing a suit.
“With all due respect, Republicans…”

“How about go #!@☠️ yourselves.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · yesterday

Lots of Baggage. 🐘

Elephant wearing a red MAGA hat and a “2026 Midterm Elecrions” T-Shirt, holding large bags of luggage that is labeled, “Iran War, Corruption, Undermining Democracy, Higher Cost of Living.”

Elephant: “Just give us another chance!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2d ago

Full Speed Into Midterms.

Donald Trump and an elephant seen seated in the front of a classic old convertible vehicle as it careens midair over a cliff and headed down. A big blue “Midterm Elections 2026” banner is seen on the aide of the car. Trump is driving. Trump and the elephant each have an arm held up overhead, grasping each other’s hand.
Trump has a look of enjoyment on his face. The elephant has a look of terror.
Elephant: “Let go of my hand.” “Let go of my hand.” “Let go of my hand!” “Let go of my hand!!” “LET GO OF MY HAND!!!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3d ago

Super Duper Intelligence 🤖

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3d ago

The Preciousss GOP Playbook.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4d ago

The Places You Hide.

China’s president Xi seen next to Trump. Trump leans in to hear Xi…
Xi: “Seeing your Constitution was nice, but what about the catering truck where you hide?”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 5d ago

A Pressing Question.

Trump leaning close to China’s President Xi, whispering, “Just between us, how do you deal with the free press in *your* country?”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 6d ago

Rare Earth Panda 🐼

China’s president Xi seen as the Kung Fu Panda, as seen in the movie poster for the animated film. Xi: “Skadoosh!”

Trump seen on the right waving his hands, yelling.
Trump:
“Skadoosh? What is that? Is he agreeing to share their rare earth stuff with us?? Where’s the translator?!!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 6d ago

Repeat of his previous meeting with Xi…

Trump seen shaking hands with China’s Xi. Xi looking away from Trump, as the two shake hands.

Trump thinking to himself as ha smiles at Xi: “This guy really likes me!”

Xi thinking to himself: “I’m going to need bleach after this.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

The Archsenal.

Donald Trump is dwarfed as he stands next to an ornate golden arch that has his name in it. At the top of the structure is what looks like an aircraft carrier flight deck, complete with idle jet fighters.

Trump: “It will double as top grade military complex.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

Trump TV 📺 *From the Creators of “The Apprentice.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

Everyone Out of the Pool!

Man holding large television camera over his shoulder seen with his back towards Trump, who is seated at the resolute desk. The cameraman is filming in the opposite direction of Trump.

Trump: “I’m over here!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last wk.

Jabba The Hutt Say What?

Jabba the Hutta seen seated at the resolute desk, wearing a red tie.

Jabba:
“I’m banning news organizations that write negative things about me.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Reflecting Their Core Values.

Trump FBI Director Kash Patel seen looking out the viewer. “We’ve updated the FBI Hiring standards to better algn with the values of the Trump administration.”

“Bestiality is no longer a disqualifier.”

“Neither is sexual abuse, pedophilia, treason, grifting, fraud, corruption, falsifying records, election interference, abuse of power, conflicts of interest, defamation, dishonesty, narcissism…”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

From the Horse's Mouth.

Two horses seen. One horse whispers into the hear of another horse: “Ever hear of the FBI?”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Up!

A parody on the Pixar animated film, “UP.”
This version shows a rendering of the film poster, but with Trump frantically holding on to a barrel of oil that is attached to a massive bundle of balloons soaring ip into to the sky.

Trump: “This is Joe Biden’s fault!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Smell the Incompetence.

A bottle of cologne is shown. “Fog of War” “by Hegseth”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

America's Only Hope. 🗳️

Parody of famous Star Wars scene with R2-D2 projecting a holographic image of Princess Leia. This image shows Leia placing a vote in a voting ballot.
Leia: “2026 Midterms, you’re our only hope!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Don't Worry! He's On It!

A Postcard:
The Kennedy Center is seen reflected in the Potomac River. A massive pig, resembling Donald Trump, is seen sitting on the roof of tge building, smiling.

“Washington D.C.” “USA”

“Staying on top of the stuff that matters most!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Oligarch Garden.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Job Interview 2026.

The Terminator robot, in his metal skeleton form, seen seated at a desk. A voice from behind the desk speaks:

“I really like the fact that you might kill me!”

“Can you also make ART?”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 2w ago

Rise of the Robot Artist.

Parody of the famous Norman Rockwell “Triple Self Portrait” painting. This version shows the metal Terminator robot as the artist, peering into a mirror at himself and drawing the Arnold Schwarzenegger version of his own head.
*with apologies to Norman Rockwell.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Doing the Dividend Math. 🧮

An Elephant and a Donkey seen at a bar watching a TV. The elephant is wide eyed as he watches and listens to a oramge glow on the TV screen.
Donkey: “Some quick math… If you combine your $5k Trump dividend with your $5k DOGE Dividend, and your $5k Tariff dividend, you still have $0 dividends.”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

Emergency Slide Deployed.

An inflatable bouncy house seen emanating from the side of the new (Qatar) Air Force One. A voice from inside the cockpit: “Somebody please secure the inflatable!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 3w ago

That Time of the Year Again.

Parody of the classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas animated cartoon. The Grinch is Trump. His face is close to his dog Max, here the dog’s face is JD Vance.
Trump (Grinch): “I must stop the midterm elections from coming!” “but HOW?!”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

His Supreme Minions.

Parody of the Despicable Me animated films: Trump seen as the super villian, complete with a long red tie as a scarf, looking down at five yellow minions, all also wearing a red tie as a scarf around their necks. The minions are labeled, “Thomas, Kavanaugh, Alito, Gorsuch, and Barrett”, (the majority SCOTUS judges who recently ruled in favor of the ballroom construction project proceeding.

Trump: “You’re good with my ballroom, right?”

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · 4w ago

The Great Military Degrader. ⬇️

Title: “Four-Star Army Generals On Active Duty”
Below are shown in silhouette against a U.S. Flag background, the figures of ten individuals. Five if the ten individuals have the word, “GONE” stamped over them, in large capital letters. Next to all is a large, “I Did That!” sticker of a smiling Pete Hegseth.

Daniel Boris @danboriscreates.bsky.social · last mo.

An Inconvenient Truth.

A lone polar bear is seen standing on a small piece of ice, looking out at the viewer. “Al Gore was right.”