Gareth Reynolds PHD
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
Host of @thedollop and Here To Help podcasts. I’ve eaten cat food for money.
Must be so hard for Stephen Miller to be around all of these Asian people. Or any non whites. Or anyone with blood in them.
The assassination attempt is coming from inside the body
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt’s cool how the most powerful person in the country is a decomposing 79-year-old
Sad sad truth! Go watch my talk show almost live garethreynoldstv on yt
JerBear@jdjerbear.bsky.social · 3mo agoFirst Knowledge Fight Then I turn on Next We Have and that’s ending too I’m crying in a Culver’s drive thru line @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social 2 podcasts that set my week schedule down in well one week
Gotta love that the plan is “we are all set. We already are good.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo agoBARTIROMO: Moving to domestic issues, what are your top priorities now for the economy for the rest of the year? TRUMP: To be honest, we are doing so well. You look at this. I hit the 50,000 Dow mark.
How does all of this affect the next Riyadh comedy festival?
Anybody else getting “tom hanks has Covid / the nba season is over” vibes from these two pieces of news?
The Dollop is basically a 250-year after action report on America’s worst people/ideas, where Dave Anthony (guy with books, labradoodle daddy, drivers license holder) reads a story from US history to a guy not named Gary @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social who has no idea what the topic is going to be about
SEASON FINALE of my HIT (not released not aired yet not a hit) Talk Show ALMOST LIVE! Tuesday 1/27 6 pm in Burbank. Free tix email producerbyrnes@garethreynolds.com
Of all the people who got let into this regime this box car hobo who sounds like he’d “jig for tooth money” is the wildest sometimes.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo agoHoman: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
The bullies are in charge but the twist? They are now massive bitches.
This is IMPORTANT
average scottythered@scottythered.bsky.social · 7mo agoWhen @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social started singing "River of Cheese", I couldn't get rid of the nagging feeling that it reminded me of an actual song. Then it finally hit me: the theme from "Revenge of the Nerds" by the Rubinoos. After an hour of de-mixing and audio editing, I had this. I'm sorry.
There were so many explosions in Venezuela I expected Erika Kirk to make an entrance.
The United States just has to be stopped. We are in a plane with a drunk pilot in a locked cockpit. And he wears orange make up and thinks he may be Jesus. And he’s a sex criminal. Plus his neck is a vagina.
"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border
The right wing is still just sore over this correct decision Minnesota made in 84.
I am now ready to start 2026. Sorry for sucking at the triple door @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I'll be better next time lol
Especially if your new year’s goal is to drink a lot of sparkling water
New York Post @nypost.com · 7mo agoReach your New Year goals with this chic AARKE sparkling water machine
Photo backstage from the Mamet play ‘the Pedo and his Sunblock’
15 minutes in and I am dying from laughter Love this @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkJ...
Pumpkin Spice Bacon with Dave Anthony, Angela Giarratana and Demi Adejuyigbe
YouTube video by Gareth Reynolds
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I’ll be at the UCB in La doing ASScat at 830 tonight!
