Liam
@lidget.bsky.social
I'm not interested in fun, I had enough of that in 1958 when I got stuck in a lift with a hula hoop salesman. Depressed, sober and exhausted.
Soften up a horror film: The Telford Chain-Store Mascara
Andy@andyukb.bsky.social · 3d agoSoften up a horror film: Drag me to Tesco.
Very disappointing personalised Nectar prices this week. Weekend ruined.
Farewell to The Captain, The Professor, and Fraiser Crane's first boyfriend.
Patrick Stewart's Awkward Star Trek Wave
Alt: Patrick Stewart's Awkward Star Trek Wave
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Been in this job a week and a half and have somehow become involved in the hiring process. I quite like it here.
Whats best for a Halloween quiz team name? Gay of the Dead Ex-whore-cist Vaginal Destination I Know What David Walliams Did Last Summer
Had a massive spot on my eyebrow yesterday and this morning I've woken up looking like Sloth off of The Goonies
hidden away in the closet, his portrait slowly becomes gayer and gayer
Why are my dickhead neighbours letting off fireworks in the middle of a storm? Is this because of inbreeding?
Almost forgot my anniversary but its 2 years since I checked into rehab and stopped trying to drink myself to death. God I miss smoking though
Second day of employment has gone well. I've already bent the dress code to my will and have been given a laptop to WFH tomorrow.
Id like to go back to having the morning of an unemployed person please.
⚠️ SPOILERS FOR VISIONQUEST EP3 ⚠️ Ok so the bit where Tommy is reviving Vision in the pool, he can't do it then camera cuts to looking through a window at them and he can do it: I'm calling that as Billy helping on the other side of the window.
Today's episode of Charmed was the one where Ron Pearlman runs a wrestling academy for humans that want to be demons. I'm glad I was able to leave unemployment on a high like this.