Sorry my noodles, no multiplayer games for stream this weekend. I must play the new Control and Silent Hill games that decided to come on the same fucking day.
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Toys 'R Us has reopened only because... it's mostly adults buying toys. AND I WANNA GO OUT AND BUY TOYS!!!
Hm, yes, that's very interesting. You know what else is interesting? Grenades.
Hey, stop using plastic straws, we need to protect the sea life! How else are we gonna have sushi?
We have lived long enough to now have a slur for robots and AI.
Ah yes, the visceral nightmares I had after playing Silent Hill 1 at 9 years old... good times!
Shoot for the moon... Even if you miss, the moon will find it very funny.
I've never believed in ghosts, but I will always be fucked up by the fact that I- Tossed an Ouija board into the dumpster. And then it was back in my room at some point.
Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.
Just know, that Rick Astley got Rickrolled by one of his best friends.
Classic Rickroll: Never Gonna Give You Up
ALT: Classic Rickroll: Never Gonna Give You Up
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Daru, this was supposed be a secret of all men! You just outted us!
Apparently is a unique skill to be able to have inner monologues, and also to be able to read things in your dreams. I got both baby!~ Now please let me sleep forever...
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, stop being a bitch you'll be fine.
It can't just be with anyone... it's got to be with you.
Talking to a coworker this week and said "Man, I wasted my life." and of course he said something nice to me and then I hit him with I was FEMA certified in hazardous waste identification and transportation, HAZMAT certified, FEMA incident commander certified...
When civilians hear the term, "military grade" - Hell yeah! Good stuff, my dude! The fucking best stuff ever! Me, 12 years of military service, hearing the term, "military grade".
Destroyed Tank on Fire
ALT: Destroyed Tank on Fire
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If your roomba escaped your house, what would it's natural predators be? Trash day?
My first video game crush was Alyx Vance from Half Life 2.
I swear to god, I never really cared for horses, but if another horse that an umamusume is based on passes away I will cry like a bitch.
Special Week Agemasen
ALT: Special Week Agemasen
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Oh, what's wrong UK? Is it warm over there? Like more than usual? Oh, like, it finally made it over 29C? Shut the fuck up.
Trauma is when I was playing Operation with my dad as a kid and he hit the side and got buzzed and then rolled over and pretended to be dead. Thanks for that, dad.
Back in my day, if someone online said they would fuck your mother, you would just kill them and then teabag their corpse. Ultimate insult.
I show my dad Squid Games back when it came out. Now the man has watched more K-Dramas than I have.
As a kid, I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was my childhood action hero, but seeing how I grew up, it was actually Duke Nukem!
Peer Duke Nukem
ALT: Peer Duke Nukem
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Do you feel things in your dreams? Like, you smell things, taste things, feel if you get poked, that sort of thing?
No one really likes salads. They just like salad dressing, or cheese or croutons or all of the above.