Apparently is a unique skill to be able to have inner monologues, and also to be able to read things in your dreams. I got both baby!~ Now please let me sleep forever...
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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, stop being a bitch you'll be fine.
Talking to a coworker this week and said "Man, I wasted my life." and of course he said something nice to me and then I hit him with I was FEMA certified in hazardous waste identification and transportation, HAZMAT certified, FEMA incident commander certified...
When civilians hear the term, "military grade" - Hell yeah! Good stuff, my dude! The fucking best stuff ever! Me, 12 years of military service, hearing the term, "military grade".
Destroyed Tank on Fire
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If your roomba escaped your house, what would it's natural predators be? Trash day?
My first video game crush was Alyx Vance from Half Life 2.
I swear to god, I never really cared for horses, but if another horse that an umamusume is based on passes away I will cry like a bitch.
Special Week Agemasen
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Oh, what's wrong UK? Is it warm over there? Like more than usual? Oh, like, it finally made it over 29C? Shut the fuck up.
Trauma is when I was playing Operation with my dad as a kid and he hit the side and got buzzed and then rolled over and pretended to be dead. Thanks for that, dad.
Back in my day, if someone online said they would fuck your mother, you would just kill them and then teabag their corpse. Ultimate insult.
I show my dad Squid Games back when it came out. Now the man has watched more K-Dramas than I have.
As a kid, I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was my childhood action hero, but seeing how I grew up, it was actually Duke Nukem!
Peer Duke Nukem
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Do you feel things in your dreams? Like, you smell things, taste things, feel if you get poked, that sort of thing?
No one really likes salads. They just like salad dressing, or cheese or croutons or all of the above.
Instead of saying "I just took a massive dump" say instead, "I just successfully completed a high volume output session."
Russia is a joke of a country. They couldn't even invade Japan in the early 1900's and they can't even invade Ukraine. Russia is that school bully that has yet to be put in their place, but everyone is too much of a pussy to do it.
I had a sergeant in the Army that I really respected. He taught me a lot of stuff. Until he started saying shit like, "The earth is flat" and "My mother in law cursed me" so I told him to his face I don't respect him anymore.
Did you know it takes approximately 17 muscles to smile and 43 muscles to frown? That means being an asshole is a better workout.
Hey, that's my emotional support pile of dirty laundry in the corner of my bedroom, leave me alone!
@zorekitsu.bsky.social has depicted the tired fox boi well.