Poly_0000
@poly0000.bsky.social
The landfill of intrusive thoughts. Don't take any of my tweets seriously.
me after I commit my asshole to the porcelain and `gut push --force` my feces
That time I turned myself into an omnipotent being of sacred light
Bro has a backup strategy. He always keeps a second partner off site.
Just had to fire somebody for poor performance. Being your own boss is tough.
People always ask "what is this bit" But they never ask "haha this bit is so funny I love you Poly"
How my dog would look at me while I'm eating soup. Like tf you want me to do? Pour it on you??
Zach 🦊@1012zach.bsky.social · 2w agohe wants food #vrchat #furry #taidum
Sentence with every letter used exactly once: "My fav sh8pez R: b, c, d, g, i, j, k, l, n, o, q, t, u, w & x"
New ragebait idea: steal your mutuals tweets word for word and tweet it yourself!
when you're picking all the Susie flirt options, you're doing the weirdo route, bro.
It'll be lost on y'all why this is funny but Christoph de Babalon used to follow @itemlabel.com on twitter.
The crushing realisation that my mom probably trusts Gemini more than me.
Low tide makes dry men. Dry men make high tide. High tide makes soggy men. Soggy men make low tide. ⚓🌊 #sailor #sailormen #sigma #truequotes #thesea
I mashed the poop button and now it's asking if I wanna turn on stinky keys
after a comments of mine gets its first like, I gotta like it myself so it doesn't look like I like my own comments.
Second only to Germans, furries are the worst at being funny on purpose.
Mario going on byahoo answers to find out how to save 'a da princess