Sentence with every letter used exactly once: "My fav sh8pez R: b, c, d, g, i, j, k, l, n, o, q, t, u, w & x"
Poly_0000
@poly0000.bsky.social
The landfill of intrusive thoughts. Don't take any of my tweets seriously.
New ragebait idea: steal your mutuals tweets word for word and tweet it yourself!
when you're picking all the Susie flirt options, you're doing the weirdo route, bro.
It'll be lost on y'all why this is funny but Christoph de Babalon used to follow @itemlabel.com on twitter.
The crushing realisation that my mom probably trusts Gemini more than me.
Low tide makes dry men. Dry men make high tide. High tide makes soggy men. Soggy men make low tide. ⚓🌊 #sailor #sailormen #sigma #truequotes #thesea
I mashed the poop button and now it's asking if I wanna turn on stinky keys
after a comments of mine gets its first like, I gotta like it myself so it doesn't look like I like my own comments.
Second only to Germans, furries are the worst at being funny on purpose.
Mario going on byahoo answers to find out how to save 'a da princess
Sometimes I go through my old tweets and delete ones that make me look less authentic.
The shovel market is oversaturated. You gotta jump on creating your own course that explains how to make money selling shovels during the gold rush.
Please DO NOT tag foot porn art as #tobyfox. Please use #toebeanfox tag for this purpose. if you see someone break this rule, you can gently remind them.
Just saw somebody wear a shirt that said "jump for Jesus" and I thought that was a little macabre
Cool new slogan for Jimmy Beasts Beef Product: "Please release the beast, mister!"